Don't tell me the body count is too???

beater, my comment about both being equally bad?

Yes lol

https://youtu.be/7EJuknlUx48

that was gloating vs whining, not candidates

I thought you were talking about Trump and Biden lol 😆

Nvm then

youre good

👍

We are polluting this chat again. Lol

Forgot this wasn't the general chat.

damnit

It happens in a fun convo.

We've spammed the conspiracy theories out of easy scrolling reach.

which theories? ive been avoiding news today

HAMR and Scorecard. Ironically, I had to scroll up to find the names.

lol. i read some on scorecard yesterday, but dont know that ive seen HAMR

heat assisted magnetic recording?

My understanding is that they are part of the same thing. HAMR is the actual software, I believe.

Good guess. Might be. Lol

ironically, while i was digging up info yesterday on what people were talking about scorecard/watermarking, i had a documentary going.

the interesting part was that while searching, the documentary starts talking about the microdot technology that was used during WW2

My recommendations have been flooded with Watergate.

So many things about Scorecard don't make sense. The timeline and relationship with paper ballots, at the very least.

i dont know if you were in here yesterday when i was talking about it. i think something along those lines would be a FANTASTIC idea. but, if its known to be used, it can be replicated

I definitely did not catch that yesterday. It was a completely new one on me tonight. It just doesn't add up, though.

currently, no

Sure, they handed the entire 2016 election to Trump with both houses. Seems like a pretty crappy coup.

with enough power and/or money, even something that "safe" could be screwed with

The claim is that Obama had the technology as well. This is from the only source; the 'whistle blower.' Lol

You'd think they'd just make the grab and legislate themselves into permanent dominance, so they can get down to force feeding us tofu at gunpoint or whatever the fantasy is.

im honestly just over it already. i want to be able to trust the process. if biden did win, i will (albeit grudgingly) accept that because i respect the office, even if i dont like the person holding it.

i dont know if that needs a laugh or a cry emoji lol

Lol

I'm just saying that if there were this huge conspiracy, I don't know what they're waiting for.

And yes, I also end sentences with prepositions.

because they are probably all fighting among themselves to see who the king would be lol

Whether conspiracies are true or not, I think everyone knows Trump's pride wouldn't let him concede cleanly. It'll be more like 'I really won, Imma spend the next four years proving it, I hope Biden doesn't destroy all my great work'. It's always how it was going to be should Biden win.

among, amongst? hell i dont know. my brain hurts lol

Amongst lol

Texan: Where's the library at?
Harvard Student: At Harvard, we don't end sentences in prepositions.
Texan: Sorry. Where's the library at, asshole?

it red zig-zag lined me for amongst!

#professionalwriter #wouldn'tknowitbythetypos

Ahhh the joys of autocorrect

Convention vs actual rules of grammar

> Texan: Where's the library at?
> Harvard Student: At Harvard, we don't end sentences in prepositions.
> Texan: Sorry. Where's the library at, asshole?
@Zuluzeit that sounds accurate lol

and my kids HATE me. "where's X at?
-between the A and the T

Hahaha

Convention is for suckers. I'm standing up for what's right.

I shall stand for that which is write.

dumdums lol

Lol funny people

And yes this is totally about the election.

Hahaha totally

that made my eye twitch

support for education is TOTALLY about the election!

"What did you get up to today?"
"Me? Oh, just punning with random people on the net."

Omg stop. Hahaha

The election is about all issues. We're covered.

so, what are the chances that biden would be able to take folk's boom-sticks and pew-pews?

We need a memes and puns chat.

Biden isn't after anything. That's just pandering to the whack jobs.

I have about 416 of the best memes ever memed.

That's a bold statement. Many memes get memed.

Depends who gets what position no? I doubt he'll be coming up with many ideas himself.

... and I have about 416 of them 😅

In was talking about guns. The process to take them away is more elaborate than cabinet decisions.

the act of actually taking them away could be morbidly "entertaining"

There's a recent decision covered by Uncivil Law about banning concealed carry somewhere or another already.

But hey. I'm Australian and we're not even allowed pepper spray for self defense.

A court decision? Time to get Biden off that bench. Still, there is a supreme court.

a friend of mine lives in gibraltar. they have those god awful monkeys. she cant even get mace or even wasp spray to use against them

Yep. None of that here except in one state.

> A court decision? Time to get Biden off that bench. Still, there is a supreme court.
@Zuluzeit
Suggesting there is national movement in that direction.

i couldnt mail her wasp spray, so i sent her ramen lol

Lol have you seen the court appointments in the last 4 years? We're good on conservative courts, I assure you.

Also fun fact, our Supreme Court is the state court. The highest court is the High Court.

But they are there to be pro business and anti-environment. The rest is secondary.

we never made it to your stance on environment last night!

We probably wouldn't be talking right now if we had. Lol

dont say that! im pretty open minded lol

I'm a bit angular on that subject, if you can imagine.

wait....are you a vegan?

I'm a loose vegetarian.

ok, whew lol

Eggs, fish and dairy are ok. I wouldn't want to live in a world without cheese.

i bought dairy cows just so i could make my own cheese

#generalchat

That's awesome. You know what's really good with cheese?

no no no... this is going somewhere, i promise

Everything

Well it's been a cheesy election year so

full circle, how does biden plan to help farmers?

I don't know. How?

i have no idea lol

he probably cant remember (ba dum chhhh)

I never gave it the first thought, honestly. I know they're not swimming in success at the moment.

Hahahaha low hanging fruit joke

nope. but that has been declining for a LONG time

i dont want to think about any of their low hanging fruit, eeewww