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Good ol' SCP 049

...

THATS MY SCP BITCH

XD

Everyone seem to have 049 as their favorite SCP

Well

Him and 035

ooof

scp

Eh

Those two take the cake

I made one SCP article

My second favorite might be 079

@karat Oh?

You have a link?

I wanna read it

Yes please

I submitted it like 3 months ago

I second

Awwww :(

I think it was SCp 3996

“ Troops bringing Trump hats to sign may violate military rule”
On CNN by Eli Watkins

CNN attempts to get troops into legal trouble for getting their MAGA hats signed by Trump. Claiming that getting a hat autograph is a political activity .

https://youtu.be/aSRrvA23s-g
http://archive.today/nHTML

@karat do you have a fetish for horses or something

@karat This it? http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3996

no

its the wrong one

sorry

wait

It's cnn dude

@Exiled Sentinel ...

CNN wants to nail there own countries troops...

Fuck cnn man

@Flash

this is what I proposed

probably didnt make it or something like that

@épée agreed

Congratulations, @Exiled Sentinel for reaching level 7!

wait

I fucked up again

The undead Woman
Item #: SCP-3991
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3991 is to be contained in a sound resistant cell, 12m2 of room (3m × 4m) and 3m high. A camera with integrated microphone is installed in the upper left corner, so SCP-3991 can’t reach and destroy it. The door is made out of 20cm thick steel and 1,3m high to prevent SCP-3911 from escaping (it is afraid to bend itself because it fears to reveal its inner body parts). There is no need of maintenance. A special ventilation is installed to take care of the gases (SCP-3991-1), which will be filled in extra canisters that will be hid in room ██. Class-D personnel must be used for interviews.
Description (calm phase): SCP-3991 is a humanoid 1,73m tall creature that weights 69,7kg. Its appearance is often described as flawless. SCP-3991 has dark brown hair, a pale skin and a black iris. The inner body is visible from its back, but covered by 3991’s long hair. It has long fingernails and a soft skin.
SCP-3991 is able to speak and quite communicative, charming and very tempting for the male sex.
Description (aggressive phase): SCP-3991 is very lean so the structure of its bones is visible, has black eyes and its hair is floating and it produces a black cloud (SCP-3991-1). It has sharp teeth and twice as long fingernails as in its calm phase.
SCP-3991 is very uncommunicative, aggressive, inaccessible and unprincipled.

Interview:
Interviewer: D-1431
SCP-3991:How are you?
D-1431: good and you?
SCP-3991: I feel fine.
D-1431: How did it happen, that your innards are visible?
SCP-3991: I don’t know what you mean.
D-1431: You know exactly what I mean!
SCP-3991: See it for yourself!
D-1431 goes to SCP-3991 and uncovers her innards. SCP-3991 transforms, SCP 3991-1 appears and devours D-1431 entirely. D-1431 seems to be confused and shocked and is in a shock stare. SCP-3991 starts to beat the thorax of D-1431 until he collapses dead. 3991 takes D-1431’s heart and puts it next to its own visible innards where it merges with them. SCP-3991’s heart becomes a bit more black.

@Flash

@épée CNN is leftist trash

Amen

amen my brothers

@abturk125 whats worse clinton news network or buzzfeed

BuzzFeed

buzzfeed is far worse tbh

Facts

CNN is liberal, liberal is right wing

Classical is to an extent, neoliberalism is very left wing however

just cause 3 best game I've ever played

I got Far Cry 3 today

Nice

Is there a way to fix the low memory error?

For jc3

Far Cry 2 >

3 is good though.

far cry 2 is the best in the series

@RedShark

when does you next stream come?

soontm

ah I see

already preparing

actually yes se you in a few

ok

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Best fake news

Best fake news

silence Liberals

Silence, liberal

Damn these right wingers don't understand they're closer to liberal than commies

https://youtu.be/i9s8HiA_YI8

I wanna slit every Liberal's God damn throats

@Marker it was a joke

I wasnt serious

Deine Freunde verkaufen jetzt Drogen ok cool thanks for listening to my Ted talk

#KillAllLibtards

:).

death to communism

death to liberals

death to the left

Death to people who kick Young kids out of their house in general

lol

this is a obscure one

That happened to a little boy

Who voted Trump in a mock election

I'ma kill the mother

I'mma tear her heart out

And make antfia members eat iy

It*

And then repeat it with them

Liberalism should be outlawed

Communism too

Communism is retarded

lets make an idealogy that makes everyone equal