And it turns out to be a cotton mouth

Apparently this is a whole genre. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0omTTXTeBc

Rhonda needs some glitter in her pic too though.

Seatoast, you're fucking crazy.

And I've caught one rattler, and a massive indigo snake

I'm still not sure if I wanna try a rattler again, normally just kill them if they're near living space

Was terrifying and fun

In freer Texas a couple hours North we have something called the rattler round up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY_-23i8vIo

Everyone goes into the brush country and competes to see who can catch the biggest rattler

You must have good health insurance

Nah just don't get bit

It's easier then you think

Doesn't make any less scary though

Your bill if you keep it up.

If you work in pairs one person just pisses it off and you c sv just walk up behind it and pinch behind it's head

Like I said im fairly confident I wont try a rattler again

Just get a cute snake that wraps around you. Lol

Mhm

That was just a dick measuring comp with my cousin when we did that but fuck that's some adrenalin

"Hey man catch that rattler don't be a bitch"

He did it

Then I had to at that point

I would like a Dalmatian but I don't have the space for it nor the time to take care of like it deserves.

That was my childhood dream dog

It's my dream dog. One day though!

Now it's a wolf.

There's breeders in Texas because why not i guess

You need a lot of land and read up a lot on hybrids

Did someone say Breed?

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Why

Why would someone do that?

Is that a Mexican joke? 🤔🤔🤔

I know for a fact that this pisses off Whiskey and seatoast as well

Yeah I know whiskey one day

More or less

LMAO!

Only the tortillas trigger me

It was supposed to be. But he doesn't know what plantains look like, how they work, or that they're more of a cuban thing.

If it was a fine crafted chunky queso

Then someone is catching hands

Whiskey I'm triggered that you're not enraged by this

Tostitos is low tier

Grandma's salsa or gtfo

Insulted on her behalf. what a great ally you are.

Surely you will get your dick wet now.

I'm upset by the interfood race mixing. That chunky salsa has yellow fever.

Homemade salsa is the best

Hell yeah

Ever had any made with ghost peppers?

My grandma ain't no bitch she slings heat with the salsa

Nah she's traditional so habenaro

When A long term relationship ends I always recommend finding a particularly busty young native woman, and hitting that like the fist of an angry god.

Is she this Mexican?

My grandma?

Yeah

I'm pretty good handling spicy food, but that ghost pepper salsa was odd. It really didn't burn my mouth much but my stomach was dying

That's pretty beaner tier

Your eyes didn't get watery?

I mean she doesn't use a pestal

But she makes it from scratch

We make salsa on that thing

Food processor cause old

Lol

@Grumplebee hey good idea but where did that come from?

Also she's white and her eyes are basically purple

I shit you not

An albino?

Sounds albino dude

No lol

Lol

It's like a blue that is really faded with age

That's something I came up with after my brother-in-law got divorced.

It looks light purple

As makes sense I've never seen that before though

You should take her to an eye doctor

Yeah I should've been more clear

His job involves a lot of traveling so he's got a butt load of airline and hotel points. I told him to got to Hawaii and do that. He didn't listen though.

Shes at the stage where all she sees are doctors

Good thing he didn't!

Told him to bang her so hard his cheating ex could hear it in Ohio.

Hawaii is expensive

Lol

And commie

But nice though

That's terrible advice. Lol

Yeah it is filled with helicopter bait sadly

I'd rather spend that 8 grand on this tank ranch

Buy him a submission trad Persain girl instead

Where you get to go and drive tanks around lol as well as shoot them

Remember he had a boat load of hotel and ariline points, and I worked in the travel industry at the time. So getting there and staying there would be free.

Lol

So she can blow up the house. Lol

Explosive are amazing

Ideal first date

No joke that's what he eventually did. I don't know if she's prussian or not, but she's blonde as spill at a bleach factory.

@Seatoast id agree

and trad as hell.

Hit the jackpot!