Lol

article in question https://www.thedailybeast.com/this-man-is-the-future-of-westboro-baptist-church

Man even if it is a farce

The kids won't understand that

Drain is his last name

And I know that's how they create the uproar you speak of buy damn

There's no way we'd be able to engineer your cells to all have a genome that might be expected if Tom Cruise was your father @Seatoast.

So in 2001 he went there to do a documentary, and ended up joining them?

The power of makeup

Well golly whiz there goes my plan

A gofundme will only work with absolute proof!

Nah look at that kid thay cried on Twitter and made 50k

PEOPLE JUST AREN'T THAT GULLIBLE!

Sarcasm.

Lol

Oh yes they are

You're very hard to read in my defense

The speculative be is it isn't a stretch to imagine he Did research, went there, figured out what was going on, then instead of exposing that (likely realizing his little indie fillm ass would get gangbanged by at least five lawyers if he tried to reveal the truth) instead offered to join them. When he figured would be much more lucrative.

Grumplebee what say you? Can it be done?

None of us are short enough to be Cruise's progeny.

In any case, the claim that cruise raped you would get you sued into the centre of the earth.

Nah

You Destiny could be.

Final thing on this issue. This is interesting.

But you'd have to wonder where Cruise's charisma went.

Lol the church of Scientology would make me disappear.

Under a pile of expensive lawyers.

Nah I got you

So you notice how people occasionally bail on the church and are excommunicated. Including phelps himself? Usually saying "sorry about that, I'm cool with the gays now!" That's not a change of heart. That's them retiring/cashing out.

We're gonna start an underground war with the scientologists

And private investigators.

Ohhhh

Great idea

Pit the WBC against the scientologists.

Shit son

lol

You thinking with your noggin now

You think the West Baptist Church is intentionally being such hateful dicks so people will look on homosexuals and others with more sympathy?

How do you know this Grumplebee? 🤔🤔

Whisky wanna go shoot up some scientologists with me

No, I think the're being dicks so they can sue people.

We just have to carve WBC on the bodied

You kinda came in at the end of my Speil, Chaos

I'm more of a burning building type of girl

Hey that would be a nice touch

@Chaos Marine Read what he said before that bit.

Oh, discussing shooting people, what a great discord.

Didn't someone go to prison for a joking threat?

It would need to be much more detailed I think

Also more specific threats

Names and what not

We're Americans. Euro shit don't apply

Also they

I'm Texas so we extra don't give a shit

No, it happened in the US.

One dude killed a guy that tried to break into his house

He put a potted cactus next to the body

lol

Why?

"He had my property"

# I'm just kidding FBI, lol

No chargers

Castle law is goat

Any threat to your property can be met with deadly force

I love that

As to how I know this. Well, a bit of this is speculative. Which is why it qualifies as a "conspiracy theory" I've heard this from several places around the net, but there aren't any articles that say this. Likely because folks are afraid of getting their asses sued right off by the WBC.

Thus includes your vehicles anywhere weapons are not prohibited to be carried

So, why did he put a potted cactus next to the body?

To claim he was stealing something

To day he was stealing the cactus.

This is what cops tell us to do

I'm not even kidding

lol

Grumplebee is the wise village elder.

"Grab your kitchen knife throw it next to him"

Sheriff out where my family lives advises everyone to get a gun. He's got four deputies to cover about a thousand square miles.

He's already in your house so it really doesn't matter but it will cover any loophole that could possibly be used

Wouldn't a kitchen knife invite more scrutiny than a potted plant?

https://twitter.com/hellspawnmotel/status/956295570678861824

Well the story is more just to show the level of zero fucks

My great anut once had a guy with bloody rope wounds from a drug deal gone wrong (happens out in the country because fewer cops) show up desperately at her house once.

But cops will often tell you to off the record to plant a kitchen knife to protect yourself from retarded loopholes

Didn't some guy get sentenced somewhere like michagen or wisconson recently because he relly overdid it on the home defense thing.

Not sure

Will putting a piece of pie next to them work?

It might lol

The cactus did

LMAO

Like these kids broke into his house before. So he set a trap, mocked the kids shot them, and let them bleed out before he called the cops.

Pretty sure Georgia has castle

Oh yeah

Daaaaamn

That'll get you into some shit

Kill them but don't be inhumane about it

Not for their sake for your own

Lol I don't think Chaos Marine likes the plan.

Huh?

I was eating fried chicken.

What's going on?

Oh