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2019-02-16 22:18:20 UTC

Sheโ€™s taller than u hermit

2019-02-16 22:18:20 UTC

<:datass:514159419919958036>

2019-02-16 22:18:23 UTC

@Happy Humble Hermit You broke the rules....UNACCEPTABLE

2019-02-16 22:18:31 UTC

@Bike So that's why you're talking about eating pillows.

2019-02-16 22:18:33 UTC

dONT TELL ME SHES A TRAP

2019-02-16 22:18:34 UTC

*fun fact, my username came from combining my old WWE custom made wrestler name and batman.*

2019-02-16 22:18:53 UTC

I think white nationalists should love the Jews.

2019-02-16 22:18:56 UTC

that will be a thumbnail in the future and that video will have 300,000 views

2019-02-16 22:18:59 UTC

So your WWE wrestler was nexus?

2019-02-16 22:19:02 UTC

wgยดhat you mean doctor?

2019-02-16 22:19:05 UTC

<div> kys </div>

2019-02-16 22:19:12 UTC
2019-02-16 22:19:14 UTC

Imagine that

2019-02-16 22:19:32 UTC

a dude and a dude-> one enters the cave->the other one eats the pillow

2019-02-16 22:19:43 UTC

I can't be more explicit than that.

2019-02-16 22:19:46 UTC

lol.

2019-02-16 22:19:51 UTC

@Happy Humble Hermit you should tell me where you live so i can sneak in one night and steal your sex doll

2019-02-16 22:19:57 UTC

<h1><i><strong> Get fucking rekt </strong></i></h1> @JDB

2019-02-16 22:19:58 UTC

I really want to rest my head on a QBโ€™s hairy chest

2019-02-16 22:20:00 UTC

im not eating pillow?

2019-02-16 22:20:13 UTC

@Fecktoi sneak into my PO box and leave a present

2019-02-16 22:20:21 UTC

lol

2019-02-16 22:20:21 UTC

Lol

2019-02-16 22:20:48 UTC

On a side note

2019-02-16 22:20:55 UTC

Pole 2 pole

2019-02-16 22:20:59 UTC

a dude and a dude goes to a cave-> one goes in->the other puts out

2019-02-16 22:21:02 UTC

Or hole to hole

2019-02-16 22:21:11 UTC

Kek

2019-02-16 22:21:29 UTC

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

2019-02-16 22:21:39 UTC

What the hell was that cave doing?

2019-02-16 22:21:46 UTC

That cave is a sicko

2019-02-16 22:21:50 UTC

console.log(โ€œ@batshadow donโ€™t test meโ€)

2019-02-16 22:22:23 UTC

System:delete @JDB

2019-02-16 22:22:33 UTC

<:oof:516458979250012160>

2019-02-16 22:22:37 UTC

Da duck is that

2019-02-16 22:22:42 UTC

Duck ๐Ÿฆ†

2019-02-16 22:22:44 UTC

space wix race mix

2019-02-16 22:22:54 UTC

hey that rhymes

2019-02-16 22:23:13 UTC

69 really did snitch.

2019-02-16 22:23:17 UTC

Anyone wanna start a cult?

2019-02-16 22:23:24 UTC

nah

2019-02-16 22:23:25 UTC

Wanna crusade

2019-02-16 22:23:25 UTC

@felldie1496 i dont get what you mean man

2019-02-16 22:23:30 UTC

praying is for fags

2019-02-16 22:23:37 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/471844105463529472/546456645757042691/image0-18.jpg

2019-02-16 22:23:41 UTC

Donโ€™t call me a fag

2019-02-16 22:23:48 UTC

Exactly

2019-02-16 22:23:49 UTC

why?

2019-02-16 22:23:50 UTC

Isn't this one already?

2019-02-16 22:23:55 UTC

u pray?

2019-02-16 22:23:58 UTC

Because I am a fag

2019-02-16 22:24:01 UTC

And I pray

2019-02-16 22:24:03 UTC

"The who hurt you?" cult

2019-02-16 22:24:07 UTC

lmao

2019-02-16 22:24:10 UTC

what a fag

2019-02-16 22:24:15 UTC

Pray to the binary gods

2019-02-16 22:24:25 UTC

I pray to the non binary gods

2019-02-16 22:24:30 UTC

Say that to my alert

2019-02-16 22:24:43 UTC

alert(โ€œsay that to meโ€)

2019-02-16 22:24:58 UTC

stop with the coding refernces

2019-02-16 22:25:02 UTC

me no understand

2019-02-16 22:25:04 UTC

si

2019-02-16 22:25:06 UTC

Sor

2019-02-16 22:25:13 UTC

learn to code!

2019-02-16 22:25:15 UTC

***laughs in html***

2019-02-16 22:25:21 UTC

Im not a journo

2019-02-16 22:25:27 UTC

I dont need to learn that

2019-02-16 22:25:34 UTC

**sWeAr To Me!!!**

2019-02-16 22:25:36 UTC

I want to learn it

2019-02-16 22:25:38 UTC

Imma speak in terminal nigga

2019-02-16 22:25:40 UTC

one day

2019-02-16 22:25:48 UTC

mkdir manlets

2019-02-16 22:25:50 UTC

@JDB *speak in assembly*

2019-02-16 22:25:53 UTC

Terminal? Terminal what? Terminal cancer?

2019-02-16 22:25:54 UTC

<:lolz:480186121897377792>

2019-02-16 22:26:03 UTC

cause thats what you gave me

2019-02-16 22:26:14 UTC

I am not a virgin

2019-02-16 22:26:26 UTC

Your a VIR-Gin

2019-02-16 22:26:26 UTC

I HATE KITTENS

2019-02-16 22:26:26 UTC

I am a lvl 40 giga chad

2019-02-16 22:26:29 UTC

I am not insecure

2019-02-16 22:26:31 UTC

At all

2019-02-16 22:26:33 UTC

they are disgusting

2019-02-16 22:26:36 UTC

speaking of coding

2019-02-16 22:26:37 UTC

Not a virgin

2019-02-16 22:26:38 UTC

imma go do that

2019-02-16 22:26:39 UTC

At all

2019-02-16 22:26:46 UTC

i don't understand why people think they are cute

2019-02-16 22:26:51 UTC

I want to, but Iโ€™m at my nans

2019-02-16 22:27:07 UTC

I am a cute guy who likes getting cheated on

2019-02-16 22:27:43 UTC

Space Wix ur bae

2019-02-16 22:27:54 UTC

<:love:480186119485390849>

2019-02-16 22:27:55 UTC

When I look for the validation I get from reactions

2019-02-16 22:28:00 UTC

Youโ€™re always there

2019-02-16 22:28:36 UTC

You know it

2019-02-16 22:28:39 UTC

aww

2019-02-16 22:28:41 UTC

its all mirroring

2019-02-16 22:28:55 UTC

all i have is a cold dead empty plague doctor mask

2019-02-16 22:29:00 UTC

Any of u guys know where I can find a thick cock??

2019-02-16 22:29:17 UTC

buy a blig black dildo

2019-02-16 22:29:18 UTC

you love yourself

2019-02-16 22:29:34 UTC

in your mum's farm

2019-02-16 22:29:43 UTC

I will add to my basket

2019-02-16 22:29:54 UTC

And I am lonely so thatโ€™s why I spend a lot of time here

2019-02-16 22:30:07 UTC

Crippling loneliness

2019-02-16 22:30:08 UTC

understandable

2019-02-16 22:30:25 UTC

Even my code tells me Iโ€™m lonely

2019-02-16 22:30:28 UTC

but loneliness is an illusion

2019-02-16 22:30:37 UTC

you make yourself fell lonely

2019-02-16 22:30:46 UTC

No we are social animals

2019-02-16 22:30:51 UTC

When I look in the mirror, I see a lonely cute handsome guy

2019-02-16 22:31:00 UTC

and a chad

2019-02-16 22:31:12 UTC

are you shang tsung?

2019-02-16 22:31:19 UTC

Cause you be morphin n sheet

2019-02-16 22:31:20 UTC

Who that

2019-02-16 22:31:27 UTC

look him up

2019-02-16 22:31:31 UTC

mk character

2019-02-16 22:31:34 UTC

he can morph

2019-02-16 22:31:58 UTC

I donโ€™t morph

2019-02-16 22:32:03 UTC

I morph other things

2019-02-16 22:32:19 UTC

I have kakashiโ€™s mangekyo

2019-02-16 22:32:25 UTC

Not obitoโ€™s

2019-02-16 22:35:56 UTC

Why do I only make good music at night

2019-02-16 22:36:02 UTC

Creative power surge

2019-02-16 22:36:28 UTC

Mabey its cuase your a vampire

2019-02-16 22:36:31 UTC

a black vampire

2019-02-16 22:36:37 UTC

Count Chocula

2019-02-16 22:36:58 UTC

There are asocial animals: Tiger, bear, etc

2019-02-16 22:37:00 UTC

You sparkle like edward, and you got a BBC

2019-02-16 22:37:04 UTC

Us.

2019-02-16 22:37:05 UTC

the white chicks fall hard for you

2019-02-16 22:43:42 UTC

i hear its bad optics for white ppl to have more than two kids

2019-02-16 22:44:05 UTC

meaning you get discriminated against if you have more than that

2019-02-16 22:44:43 UTC

i have an idea to interview girls and ask why they dont want kids so maybe some men get it through their heads that their races are dying out because the women allow it

2019-02-16 22:45:34 UTC

***na man they just haven't bought the pheromone soap***

2019-02-16 22:45:53 UTC

i think only the white race is set to become a minority

2019-02-16 22:46:08 UTC

hispanics are actually going to be a majority

2019-02-16 22:46:21 UTC

but blacks will fluctuate around 13-15%

2019-02-16 22:46:38 UTC

Sucks cause blacks arenโ€™t smart and asians are too conformist

2019-02-16 22:46:46 UTC

Generally

2019-02-16 22:46:51 UTC

girls like conquerors

2019-02-16 22:46:54 UTC

i would have to look into the difference between "americanized" hispanics

2019-02-16 22:47:14 UTC

my gf and her 2 sisters dont want children and are just fucking around as well as all the hispanic girls before her

2019-02-16 22:47:32 UTC

girls wil always like men with physical power

2019-02-16 22:47:50 UTC

hispanic communities are more religious i hear since they are christian

2019-02-16 22:48:01 UTC

that might be giving them the edge

2019-02-16 22:48:01 UTC

Mexican women will do anything

2019-02-16 22:48:09 UTC

hispanic girls are thots no matter their religion

2019-02-16 22:48:50 UTC

but its also true that immigrants generally adapt to the culture and stop having kids too because everything is expensive

2019-02-16 22:49:09 UTC

thats why they need more immigrants

2019-02-16 22:49:32 UTC

@The-Free-Monk then what are the asians excuse

2019-02-16 22:50:11 UTC

how come we need more people when the world is ending because of too many people?

2019-02-16 22:50:37 UTC

more ppl => more taxes => more gibs

2019-02-16 22:50:50 UTC

also more taxes => more money to government

2019-02-16 22:51:06 UTC

overpopulation is not what you think it is

2019-02-16 22:51:12 UTC

Need more smart people

2019-02-16 22:51:13 UTC

more ppl => more customers so that corporations dont go bankrupt

2019-02-16 22:52:00 UTC

you need mindless drones to buy stupid shit that they dont need to keep your economy flaot

2019-02-16 22:52:21 UTC

if everyone was smart the economy would crash

2019-02-16 22:53:13 UTC

you only need the top 20% to do all the innovation and then feed it to the bottom

2019-02-16 22:56:24 UTC

Do it, HHH. This is something to be heard from the horse's mouth.

2019-02-16 22:56:44 UTC

Speaking of horse mouth, maybe get an interview with AOC?

2019-02-16 22:56:52 UTC

aoc?

2019-02-16 22:57:11 UTC

Alexandria Occasio Cortez

2019-02-16 22:57:17 UTC

Thank you.

2019-02-16 22:57:47 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/471844105463529472/546465244164259868/2c1.png

2019-02-16 22:58:30 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/471844105463529472/546465425148346380/Ted-Nugent-Ocasio-Cortez-meme.png

2019-02-16 22:58:40 UTC

God, she look like if Sarah Jessica Parker and George Lopez had a baby and then peed on it.

2019-02-16 22:59:04 UTC

Crazy mixed with horrid facial expressions

2019-02-16 22:59:50 UTC

^_^

2019-02-16 23:00:53 UTC

i have a feeling we will be lined up and shot by her white knights

2019-02-16 23:01:14 UTC

to criticize women is to criticize the state and punishable by death

2019-02-16 23:01:48 UTC

๐Ÿ‘Œ

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/471844105463529472/546466258758008832/IMG_2733.png

2019-02-16 23:01:55 UTC

Yall see her at the SOTU? Didn't even clap as Trump was talking about how his team put 300+ traffickers in jail

2019-02-16 23:02:08 UTC

Not even a smile

2019-02-16 23:02:21 UTC

nothing she can do than can top her existing stupidity

2019-02-16 23:02:29 UTC

its just a matter of how much influence she has

2019-02-16 23:03:07 UTC

If her following in real life is anything like her following on twitter then it's actually a matter of concern I'd say

2019-02-16 23:03:29 UTC

The green new deal is fucking socialism

2019-02-16 23:03:37 UTC

the green deal is literal insanity

2019-02-16 23:03:57 UTC

Im all for saving the environment and all but fuck the GND

2019-02-16 23:03:58 UTC

socialism? It's a public execution of the greatest economy

2019-02-16 23:04:21 UTC

One of the worst economic plans i've head by far

2019-02-16 23:04:22 UTC

the cynical side of me wants them to take over so we can get this reset started but i know it will be hell on earth so i hope we wake up in time

2019-02-16 23:05:27 UTC

Not even bullshitting here, just get ready to live a reality in a few decades that may be reminiscent of fallout

2019-02-16 23:05:33 UTC

Yeah, I'd really rather not be part of the generation that dies while crossing the desert.

2019-02-16 23:06:14 UTC

When i turn 18 next year im buying a revolver real question is will it be too late?

2019-02-16 23:06:27 UTC

No.

2019-02-16 23:06:37 UTC

Probably not

2019-02-16 23:06:38 UTC

time for some fallout memes in dank memes

2019-02-16 23:06:52 UTC

As a gun lover myself, don't by a revolver. Grab a Beretta or Taurus

2019-02-16 23:07:12 UTC

GUYS I HOPE THE NUCLEAR APOCALYPSE HAPPENS BC I WANT TO FORM THE NCR

2019-02-16 23:07:15 UTC

AOC for president 2024: show fallout guy with his thumb up, her faded horse face over a mushroom cloud

2019-02-16 23:07:49 UTC

@Head Scribe Drayanor But revolvers are fucking fun to shoot ๐Ÿ˜ข but yeah your probably right

2019-02-16 23:08:11 UTC

You could, bear with me, go to the range and rent them and then decide.

2019-02-16 23:08:21 UTC

Fuck sake, at the family gathering the brother in law asks โ€œdo you want to play golf with me tomorrowโ€ with everyone listening - had to ducking say yes or Iโ€™ll have a shit ton or arguments

2019-02-16 23:08:25 UTC

Triggered af

2019-02-16 23:08:26 UTC

Believe me, I go to the gun range often and they're awesome to shoot. But if i'm in a pinch I'd rather grab my second magazine opposed to slapping in a moon clip

2019-02-16 23:08:40 UTC

SA, that's actually a good thing.

2019-02-16 23:08:53 UTC

I've shot plenty of guns and i do go to the range alot

2019-02-16 23:08:57 UTC

Explain - Iโ€™m in a bad mental rn

2019-02-16 23:09:13 UTC

AOC looks like a monkey

2019-02-16 23:09:18 UTC

and has the intelligence of one

2019-02-16 23:09:41 UTC

Golf is the game of the loaded. The sorts of people that hire people like you only when they know you.

2019-02-16 23:09:42 UTC

I planned to program tomorrow - fucking ruins my plan

2019-02-16 23:09:50 UTC

Well that's not fair @BigTyrone , monkeys actually know how to live a life that doesn't involve terrible decisions

2019-02-16 23:09:57 UTC

^

2019-02-16 23:10:01 UTC

Dude how does that relate to me tho

2019-02-16 23:10:15 UTC

You want to be a programmer and all that. This is part of pretending to be human.

2019-02-16 23:10:25 UTC

yeah youre right

2019-02-16 23:10:25 UTC

Remember, it's humans that hire you and buy your services.

2019-02-16 23:10:42 UTC

Heโ€™s a fucking retard in media

2019-02-16 23:10:47 UTC

And I hate golf

2019-02-16 23:11:03 UTC

Heโ€™s only asking me because he doesnโ€™t wanna go alone

2019-02-16 23:11:15 UTC

And I canโ€™t say no because I am supported by parents

2019-02-16 23:11:39 UTC

Shit i just got inspired to make a writing. How does this sound: Alexandria Occasio Cortez *below* Democrat *below* Socialist *below* Retard

2019-02-16 23:11:53 UTC

Think of it as a new learning experiencing. @JDB

2019-02-16 23:12:08 UTC

Aghhh

2019-02-16 23:12:32 UTC

I fucking plan my day out

2019-02-16 23:13:11 UTC

I'll start working on it after I finish my ethnography paper.

2019-02-16 23:15:45 UTC

You gotta be adaptable SA.

2019-02-16 23:16:01 UTC

Not even kidding about that. All this ree-ing is a sign of weakness.

2019-02-16 23:18:27 UTC

Not weakness. Just really used to being in a comfort zone

2019-02-16 23:18:43 UTC

which is weakness

2019-02-16 23:19:01 UTC

*being out of his comfort zone

2019-02-16 23:19:38 UTC

I actually bought golf clubs specifically for the purpose of schmoozing with significantly higher ranked people than me.

2019-02-16 23:19:59 UTC

The best way is to think that "comfort zone" doesn't even exist.

2019-02-16 23:20:02 UTC

I lost a chance at it a year ago because I had no golf to answer the "do you golf?" question.

2019-02-16 23:20:59 UTC

Oh god, that sounds like an unironic "Do you even lift bruh" question

2019-02-16 23:22:07 UTC
2019-02-16 23:24:13 UTC

These are engineers and directors. They are less douchebaggy than you might think.

2019-02-16 23:26:13 UTC

Anyway, it's a chance to be able to answer that question with a yes. There's some utility there.

2019-02-16 23:26:54 UTC

YOU GOT A BEE ON YOUR HAT

2019-02-16 23:32:17 UTC

If I plan to program

2019-02-16 23:32:23 UTC

And someone ruins my plan

2019-02-16 23:32:33 UTC

Ofcourse Iโ€™m going to ree all over the place

2019-02-16 23:32:37 UTC

You need to stop being a whiny bitch.

2019-02-16 23:32:44 UTC

But, hey, do it up.

2019-02-16 23:32:53 UTC

Fine - Iโ€™ll stop

2019-02-16 23:32:56 UTC

Do ree powered flips.

2019-02-16 23:33:17 UTC

I like having one thing I focus on

2019-02-16 23:33:27 UTC

Yeah, we get it, Autismo.

2019-02-16 23:33:29 UTC

Too many people have split focus and get no where

2019-02-16 23:33:48 UTC

?

2019-02-16 23:34:20 UTC

if u planned to fast tomorrow

2019-02-16 23:34:39 UTC

And u got emotionally blackmailed into getting a burger right in the middle of ur fast

2019-02-16 23:34:47 UTC

You would reeeereeeer

2019-02-16 23:34:50 UTC

Nope.

2019-02-16 23:35:14 UTC

Wow - your priorities are fucked

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