I used to hate myself for wanking it to porn while in a relationship cause i thought it is cheAting

sometimes, you just gotta play blue-eyes white dagron.

You'll have your own customised waifu.

I still have that reflex,’but i know fapping clarifies my brain

I am traumatized

From simping

But im good i guess

My ex flat out told me it was cheating and I was like <:lolz:480186121897377792>

XD

Women are jealous of everything

then do something about it. Actually give the guy sex you dumb bitch

^ this

Indeed

Just dont care bro

Idgaf.

Im good dying a virgin. They wont be.

I mean at least massage the prostate

I guess it has a lot to do with muh principles

my ex used to hit me with the "sex takes a lot out of me" line and i would always think to myself "and putting up with your bullshit isn't exhausting?"

Lol

n-word

At least make her shit worth it

Just laying there.

Thats exhausting sure

unname me the japfag is bullying me

:^)

Shut up pewds. Do the meme review

GAT EMMM

im gonna say the n-word

Nigger

neger

<:enjoythedecline:480186117518262277>

blck

Nintendo

no

niggerjews

Neurotransmitters

Wanna hear the simpiest thing i ever did?

im gonna go be a nazi cya bois

No

Naturalnationalism

no

@Roxgor bought her a car

I bough my gf a rose gold necklace for 1 yr anniversary

next question

oh, that's not bad

Fgt

at least it wasn't a car.

Meh. Could have been worse

1 year. You barely know each other

She proceeded to shit test me and interrogate me avout irrelecant shit after i came back from a 10hr shift

i used to drop 2-300 every weekend on my ex

"because i gotta be a good bf"

Fgt

yeah i know

Thats next level gay

Spinning robot pussy is 55 us dollars just saying

My gf now buys me gifts every month

I dont buy her shit

@shadowlessnexus you're not wrong

$300 a weekend would've bankrupt me

hence why i'm not on the plantation anymore

But I'm a simpleton so

A dunce

Yes

Where are you boys from

my mother's uterus

next question

So the spinning robot pussy, do you need to thrust or do you just put it there and it does the work?

Don't dox me bro

Doxxing is for asses

Are you saying you'd dox me for some ass?

Lol

i used to dox people in league

Anybody gonna buy DOOM Eternal when it comes out?

Umm yes

when they were dumb enough to use the same name for all of their online presence

:/

And spinning robot pocket pussy

$55 isn't bad i'll be honest

I'll use it at my desk while playing DOOM

Fuck it

yeaaaa, forreal

have it go to the DOOM music

Tfm and a bunch if peeps ive talked to say its legit.

Rip and tear until it's *cum*

Dont listen to those incels

When i get one ill report back

Go fuck a real woman

It is worth it

b&

*gets out ban hammer*

real women are a spook.

Best case scenerio, have a real woman while I play DOOM

That's only seen in porn tho

doesn't exist

I like how there's no other way to type out DOOM

noo, you have to say DOOM

bethesda

If you say doom I'll be like what bro?