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Did you figure something out with the fam? You're actually going camping with friends and eating a bunch of turkey. I could take some super family friendly pictures of you and Paul around a campfire. If they're still wierded out about that then they're going to be suspicious of you going to buy gas.

Unfortunately, I am obligated to attend this event. The hotel has already been paid for, and its not just suspicion I'm worried about. I've already ditched a couple other events this semester to do things with PF and my family just plain wants to see me. I am still assuredly going to be there for December 3rd, come hell or high water

If I were to buy a ticket to fly back, what day should it be for?

Sunday.

What timespan would be best for a flight back from Newark that Sunday?

Any time on Sunday should be fine. During the day.

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