after almost 5 years of shiting every 2 to 4 days lol

yeeesus

me its like twice a day

you are blessed

maybe you eat too much

tho ive been eating healthy homecooked mostly since i was young XD

i say like cuz its give or take one

i shit once every morniny, from being a painful thing, that lasted 30 mins, is just a 3 minute break that barely feels anything.

ok yeah thats defs healthy

in my non professional opinion

my iq went up, stress went way down easily 90% down

i did used to wan tto be a nurse

its very indemeand here in canuk land

*in demand

rly?

XD yeah near the end of high school, im a musician so i knew that yeah id have a fuckton of hours but the schedules are hella flexible i hear

like 7 years ago lol

lol

man even my orgasms are 5 times stronger and 3 times longer than they used to be

im also not squeamish

im fucking glad i changed my life

XD jesus lolllllllllll ahhahahahahahahah nice dude glad to hear

DEM ROPES

alcohol, cocaine, viagra,

tobaco

all gone

alcohol sometimes everynow and then

oh kk yeah that does help

but from being an almost daily thing

LOL yeah i used to smoke weed erry day

hear errryone talk about how ill be addicted and wont eb able to stop

oh weed was air to me

i had no issues with weed other than good stuff is expensive

and now i barely smoke like jees what the fuck were they talking about

yeah LOL same im a broke musician so i cant afford that shit these days

i tried to grow mine

but a bitch ex gf rateed me to the cops

but luckily i got a few good buds that fund the greens for our rehearsals (par tof our rent at our rehearsal space LOL)

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