Is the pedo stuff connected to the chemicals in the water that are turning the frogs gay?

lol

ok that made me laugh my ass off

No, seriously. Like, if you turn sexually active when you're 13 aren't you going to still be attracted to 13-year-olds when you're 40?

its a mental illness that you cant fix

isnt there a drug for everything these days?

placebo

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mmmm placebo

delicious

well by all accounts according to the news i should float away here in another few hours

the rain finally kicked in a few hours ago, but i still feel like they over hyped the hell out of this hurricane

but i guess time will tell if they are right or not

Didn't the hurricane get downgraded to tropical storm?

oh ya

went to bed it was a cat 4 still

woke up with a cat 1

I hope you didn't stock up on ammo to stop looters.

i mean, that is a hell of a drop in cats in such a short time

nah im not that bad off yet

talk to me next year, i might be in full on loon town

people really were being stupid as hell around here this week though

all the people they evaced off the coast ended up here in durham

so we had our own people freaking out

and a ton of people from the coast freaking out

i shit you not, i had people on monday asking me if we were gonna die

(me being one of the longer running nc residents my friends tend to know)

Did you say yes?

man i wanted to just to see their faced melt

but nah i really didnt think there was too much to this thing

the hype almost got me

You could have said, "No, you're going to live forever. Just like everyone else."

and i did loose some sleep this week, i wont lie

but im far enough inland that only a few of the ones that hit nc really make it this far in

damn you are right hitman, that was a missed opportunity

those cooky coastal bastards that always refuse to evac trip me out

every storm its the same shit with those guys

everyone tells them to evac, someone has to go get them before too long

goddamnit i forgot i was taking the political compass test because i got carried away with memes

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/453653343072550932/490338849084407829/41725217_950203188513765_4343367029055553536_n.png

lol