Message from @UwuesVult

Discord ID: 490378629327355908


2018-09-15 04:26:58 UTC  

but its not related to firearms, ill just put it in shitposts

2018-09-15 04:27:05 UTC  

lol

2018-09-15 04:27:08 UTC  

Is it dank?

2018-09-15 04:27:21 UTC  

but is it dank!!!!

2018-09-15 04:27:31 UTC  

i-i don't know

2018-09-15 04:27:33 UTC  

lol

2018-09-15 04:27:35 UTC  

That's too bad if Bumble bans firearm pics, that seems like the simplest way to weed out bad matches.

2018-09-15 04:27:44 UTC  

how do we distinguish dank from shitpost anymore these days, guys?

2018-09-15 04:27:54 UTC  

wtf is bumble?

2018-09-15 04:28:06 UTC  

Dating site where women have to make first contact

2018-09-15 04:28:17 UTC  

Can't message every girl on the site if you're a guy

2018-09-15 04:28:44 UTC  

It's as SJW as you might expect.

2018-09-15 04:28:46 UTC  

im actually cool with that one

2018-09-15 04:28:47 UTC  

Dating site where the woman has to pre-pay for the entire date.

2018-09-15 04:28:52 UTC  

oh my god have you guys seen those terrible "speed dating" videos

2018-09-15 04:29:09 UTC  

wait wait wait wouldnt you want to see who has firearms to know who can defend you and your family? Seems like a pretty bad strategy to only go after hollowmen and soy boys

2018-09-15 04:29:18 UTC  

every signifigan gf i have had the chick asked me out first, im cool with that... saves a lot of hassle if they just get over themselves and pick

2018-09-15 04:29:22 UTC  

Are gays allowed on bumble

2018-09-15 04:29:27 UTC  

they have all the dating power as it is

2018-09-15 04:29:32 UTC  

How does that work if no wamen

2018-09-15 04:29:36 UTC  

By all means you do you, but at least we can agree the platform should allow pics of firearms 👌

2018-09-15 04:29:38 UTC  

they probably have a gay QUOTA

2018-09-15 04:29:38 UTC  

lmao

2018-09-15 04:30:01 UTC  

Here's my idea for how to scare off annoying girls on dating sites: post yourself holding an anime body pillow. Only hear from people with a sense of humor that way.

2018-09-15 04:30:13 UTC  

lol

2018-09-15 04:30:26 UTC  

im pretty sure thast how to scare away all the girls

2018-09-15 04:30:34 UTC  

i could be wrong

2018-09-15 04:30:35 UTC  

Maybe

2018-09-15 04:30:37 UTC  

i mean it sounds like a normie site anyways, so like you'll just never get messaged

2018-09-15 04:30:40 UTC  

shit could be different now

2018-09-15 04:30:57 UTC  

but im pretty sure thats alone town

2018-09-15 04:31:02 UTC  

population 1

2018-09-15 04:31:27 UTC  

make your tag line "YALL EVER WANTED TO FUCK A BIG TITTIED ANIME BTCH"

2018-09-15 04:31:36 UTC  

lol

2018-09-15 04:31:45 UTC  

Haha

2018-09-15 04:31:52 UTC  

well

2018-09-15 04:31:53 UTC  

*big tiddy goth anime bitch

2018-09-15 04:31:54 UTC  

i mean

2018-09-15 04:32:04 UTC  

just leave a dick pic as your profile pic

2018-09-15 04:32:04 UTC  

*anime GF

2018-09-15 04:32:06 UTC  

and boom