shrug

Not only that, they've taken over the market share of what people think the hunt is now.

Online dating owns 51% of the headspace now.

So they own the headspace.

This is now *expected.*

Weak.

i forget, do those sites charge for profiles these days?

Boomers ran society into the fucking ground.

Swear to fuck.

just trying to remember how dating sites make money

What a series of losers.

pretty much

Remember what Count Dankula said

at EU

I do.

EXECUTE ORDER 1776

GAS THE BOOMERS

1776.

You cannot tell a boomer about your own issues.

They'll tell you about theirs, and send you on your way to deal with your problem with their solution.

40 years of difference, doesn't matter.

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"You go in there, and you look the manager SQUARE IN THE EYE, with a FIRM HANDSHAKE, and you tell em you're their guy."

Just look that online job application square in the eye and give it a firm handshake.

lol

If the problem's differences make their advice unusable, they WON'T HEAR OF IT.

"AHHHH EXCUSES. YOU GONNA MAKE EXCUSES YOUR WHOLE LIFE?!"

My parents were hired the day they graduated high school and stayed at that job for 20+ years.

"No I was troubleshooting, and I'm telling you I know your advice is terrible."

They think that YOU asking for advice, is an admission of general stupidity.

ya i think you just described how i destoryed most of my relationships

maybe i am a boomer

When I was 20 I tried getting a job at Target. It was pretty disheartening to see a very professional looking 40 something year old man waiting for the same interview in a suit.

i didnt even know it

lol

Boomers are the Haves. Gen X, Millennials and Gen Z are the Have Nots.

This would be okay but

Boomers are also the Always Haves

well i aint got much of shit, so i never considered my self a haver

but i dont go around crying that i dont have either

Boomers were given a lollipop by their parents. And they decided they liked it SO much, that they commanded their child to give them another.