"I am the ill intent."
"yeah well you're also really slow, keep the fuck up"

holy crap its the best of everything at that point

but it will never happen because hollywood sucks

You know for a fact that if Spidey wasn't PG13 he'd swear like a sailor because he's a teenager in 2018

movie actors dont like mixing with tv people

tru

OH MAN

HERE'S SOMETHING EMBARASSING THAT'D NEVER HAPPEN

consider the possibility of Peter reading Homestuck back in the day

which, for those who give no fucks, has a character whose whole gimmick is SPIDERS and the number 8

Danny Devito is the best

Can Trashman be the new Thanos?

The oddness that can come out Peter referencing 2010s pop culture and everyone being like

*in tears* "what the fuck are you saying"

danny devito as Modok, holy crap i just made a billion dollars for marvel

like what Quill does but worse

in a good way

on that

Quill should survive

Chris Pratt is too pretty to die

ha

or so pretty he needs to die?

oooooo

I still love tony's face

"we kick names and take ass"

"..."

it really sucks that all the crap with Gunn stopped GoG3

https://youtu.be/Xy1zUN9ooM8?t=14

this moment

that is really marvels best surprise hit

Mmm whacha say

404: Stark not found

rebooting

he's like

"We are so fucked"

ya if you had to deal with starlord while the universe was at stake, you would likely get frustrated also lol

Just

his fucking face

yep

"I've had ptsd and anxiety over the return of the chitauri"

"for eight fucking years"