And then get my own if she says yes and takes it

Rather than doing online dating or some shit

I'm completely against pump and dump unless it's with a prostitute or a robot.

"I'm gonna have sex with someone I'm not even gonna try to spend my life with."

They got all the power in the world and mostly their sexuality to explore

Lmao

They can fuck traps for all I care

that's called being reasonable

"I've made this decision beforehand. The person I try to fuck, is gonna get that night, and that night alone."

It always puzzled me why people champion this.

Geez actually

I’m afraid about later because after prom and towards the end of the year

As a kid I wanted relationships. As an adult I want relationships. I've never understood all these other people.

*Who the fuck are you*

Chances are we aren’t going to meet and can’t handle a long distance relationship

One night stand are like eh

If I wanted to fuck you

You*

I need to know more about you

I think I’m going to cut her off if she wants to try anything

I can understand wanting a nice big soft sex robot.

But in reality, we have all these people.

People who have feelings before and after.

True

And it sorta messes everything up, to do the robot thing, except with people.

Not even being some schoolmarm.

I’m going to just go with prom and a kiss, then I can say I’m not a loser because I tried whether I succeeded or not

I've seen what happens. People become messes.

And I have to act like "Okay I'm not a catholic or anything but don't you think it's.. super unwise?"

"Think this through. Why would this end well."

Then again

I think it depends on what it is youre actually doing

"the penis has made it's demands!"

I see why people are acting like the boomer right

My sister is what people would call a thot.

There's a lot of sexual shit that isn't full on fuggin

If people called her that right infront of me, I'd say "Fair point."

"I mean that is my sister though, so don't be saying it all day."

like hand holding and eye contact

Thottity thot thot

She's rather thotty.