Message from @Inquisition

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2018-10-05 15:56:29 UTC  

Or maybe I am and I just act like I'm not.

2018-10-05 15:56:34 UTC  

Maybe I'm your senator. Who knows?

2018-10-05 15:56:45 UTC  

Murkowski is that you?

2018-10-05 15:56:45 UTC  

Not to sound pessimistic but I wouldn't be surprised if Kavanaugh got assasinated

2018-10-05 15:56:54 UTC  

DAMN IT WHO DOXED ME?!

2018-10-05 15:57:08 UTC  

@Dan V I've been thinking that about Trump since '16.

2018-10-05 15:57:09 UTC  

@Undead Mockingbird #notmysenator

2018-10-05 15:57:12 UTC  

No, Kavanaugh has security.

2018-10-05 15:57:19 UTC  

So did JFK

2018-10-05 15:57:19 UTC  

He already got death threats.

2018-10-05 15:57:34 UTC  

so does amu schumer

2018-10-05 15:57:52 UTC  

Yes, and they are all still alive.

2018-10-05 15:57:56 UTC  

JFK was just a flesh wound.

2018-10-05 15:58:06 UTC  

@Dr.Wol bullets will just get trapped in her gravitational field and orbit around her for infinity

2018-10-05 15:58:18 UTC  

noice

2018-10-05 15:58:21 UTC  

JFK is still alive #changemynind

2018-10-05 15:58:22 UTC  

Not my fault if JFK is such a wuss.

2018-10-05 15:58:36 UTC  

JFK was a legend.

2018-10-05 15:58:44 UTC  

JFK didn't want to live hard enough

2018-10-05 15:58:47 UTC  

If you can't recover from a little head wound, you're not fit to be president in the first place.

2018-10-05 15:58:51 UTC  

Banging Marilyn Monroe.

2018-10-05 15:58:55 UTC  

his willpower alone should've stopped the bullets

2018-10-05 15:58:58 UTC  

What's your follow up act?

2018-10-05 15:59:00 UTC  

JFK interfered with canadian elections and died for it

2018-10-05 15:59:06 UTC  

^

2018-10-05 15:59:14 UTC  

Damn leafs.

2018-10-05 15:59:20 UTC  

How so?

2018-10-05 15:59:23 UTC  

Leaflandanoids

2018-10-05 15:59:32 UTC  

@Tornzy And don't you forget it. The maple syrup mafia is comin' to get you too if you step a toe out of line.

2018-10-05 15:59:48 UTC  

JFK died the exact same year he meddled in canadian elections

2018-10-05 15:59:50 UTC  

You guys are angry that we got Alaska from the Russians.

2018-10-05 16:00:05 UTC  

@Inquisition is the maple syrup mafia more dangerous than the dairy cartel?

2018-10-05 16:00:06 UTC  

@Undead Mockingbird Palin's from Alaska. You can keep it.

2018-10-05 16:00:16 UTC  

Nah, you can have Alaska, just give the Yukon their beach front

2018-10-05 16:00:16 UTC  

Hey, BTW, do you guys know what the shortest distance between the US and Russia is?

2018-10-05 16:00:34 UTC  

The closest point between modern day Russia and the US is just 40 miles.

2018-10-05 16:00:36 UTC  

@Dan V Depends if you drink milk obnoxiously in public or not.

2018-10-05 16:01:00 UTC  

the distance is 1 russian bot

2018-10-05 16:01:12 UTC  

I am talking about a pair of islands.

2018-10-05 16:01:47 UTC  

They have the Big Diomede we have the Little Diomede.