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surely this is the end for donald drumpf

TROMPELHAUSEN DRUMPFELSTEIN

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[Incoherent liberal progressive speak.]

[get out white male reeee]

It would be nice to move east, I think.

why

I want to get out of the west. I know there are other problems.

same problems gonna be here

we follow y'all

I want to live in some remote part of Indonesia, best life close to nature

I was thinking Russia.

cold

Russia is best.

I want to ride bare chested on a horse with Putin.

That would be my dream.

Wrestling bears, drinking vodka.

It's the dream that every man ... dreams of.

If I'm a Russian, maybe I could even get to pick America's next president.

I heard they do that nowadays.

Nothing will annoy me as much as the roundhouse kick guy

Cheekily entering attack posture with the fucking tongue hanging out

It harkened me back to EVERYTHING IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

Where I knew a kid was about to kick a ball over the fence by accident

Everything about SJW is HIgh School shit.

Every fiber of me going "No no no no no"

And then it happened, and we're not allowed to go over the fence.

It's about ingroups and rankings.

Can we live in Milwaukee with Tim's friends where they don't know anything about politics going on

Now the ball is gone.

I knew it was gonna happen. I knew they didn't know control of their body that well.

They didn't get to be the jocks in high school, so they now want to get to bully everyone else.

And no one fucking listened to me.

>:U

And the worst part

"I MEANT TO KICK YOUR PHONE"

OHHHH WELL WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SO, FUCKHEAD

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