better than a cat person

Nope

Especially if shes white @Gustavus Adolphus

Cats are lit

cats give u brain parasites

And?

its like organic ritalin

No one lives forever

because this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1faGNp9xvNQ

That and they are clingy and obnoxious

have comedians guest star as other national leaders

Dated one for like 2 weeks. It was all I could take ~~plus I think she was probably fucking her dog~~

depends on the dog, or cat

clingy cats are really shit

especially when they just

break your shit

id prefer no pets tbh

but dogs can be big enough to tear stuff up

but at least dogs can be trained and disciplined

cats are completely independant

well maybe some slaves <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

Which is great

Clingy cats can be really annoying when they start screaming their damn lungs out because you left their field of vision

they're more like guests that you feed than pets

Who wants to actually take care of something

Just make sure it isn't dying and cats are fine

@SkeF ive killed dozens of feral cats

They kill all the black snakes and lizards so the area gets covered in bugs n mice. Can't have that

They help keep mice out of the houses

Wait but cats kill mice

At least where I’m at

Not when they live in the bushes 4 or 500 yards from your house <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

Fun fact a Jewish rabbi brought the coronavirus to my county <:sargone:465483910638469131>

Id rather not have a rodent colony under my shed because theyre hiding from the shitling cat gangs, kthx

@Gustavus Adolphus DA JOOOS

And started an outbreak in the chicken processing plant

Like seriously bro

Thankfully that's where all the Mexicans live in my county