My greatest beef with Jews was a burger with my buddy Ben.

So not that great, really.

If you came up to me and said you wanted to date my daughter, xorgy, I'd give you such a look...

Heheh

That was mostly my point.

Mainly because I don't have a daughter.

I mean, that's usually not... how I do it.

Anyone actually have any degree of success getting dates by asking girls' fathers to hook you up? That seems like a very weird way to do it.

I've been told to fuck off.

I mean, I've had the odd "You should come meet my sister" or "I think you and my daughter would get along."

Then I told him to stop commenting on my lack of relationship.

But I think it would work poorly if you asked first, lol.

He wanted to set me up with some girl who works at an optical shop.

I mentioned his daughter was hot.

HAHAHAHA

He still brings it up occasionally.

Oscar Mike from Battleborn has the best quotes.

I've got to say, if there's a wrong way to do that, that's probably it.

I should poke him in the eye again.

I wasn't being serious, of course.

You should just hit up her DMs.

She's okay, but a bit materialistic.

Fucking Gucci and Prada and Louis Vuitton and shit.

Still lives at home with him.

Meanwhile, me in my grey t-shirt and jeans.

At least it's grey.

At least?

I love this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnaoZqKBB2s&index=13&list=PL21DA9DFC05105C22

It's like something out of john wick

I'm trying to find a remix of the NCIS theme that I heard in the background of an Internet Historian video.

Most of the remixes are shit.

https://youtu.be/aITdQAZwHbw

Your thoughts as Americans?

@Inquisition "at least" because some people only wear white or black t-shirts.

Good undershirt colours.

Grey T-shirts are technically more expensive.

My work uniform is blue shirts. 😛

hmm

SHUT UP BEEF TAQUITOS

NONE OF YOUR YAP

WHY DIDN'T TIM CALL OUT THE LEFT FOR BEING ANGRY THAT THE ROCK WASN'T RACIALLY PURE ENOUGH?