if I had a time machine Id go back 500 years and invent sun-block

its a small thing, but would end racially motivated slavery

lol

Youd probably create a bunch of people with vitilligo

the whole reason the british got rid of all the white slaves in the west indies was because the white people couldnt handle the climate

but they saw that the few black people they had could.. so they set out to buy only black slaves for the hard labour in the sugar cane industry

i wana make a parody of crowders "crowder the barbarian" poster thing that says

which is where the royal family got involved

"Timcast the milquetoast fencesitter"

and set up "the african company"

But how will we get him to pose in a fur bikini bottom

like arnold?

Photoshop wont do it justice

because they needed money to buy slaves from africa

@Timcast no balls.

Some call me.... Tim

if youre going to parody anything.. it should Stan from south park 😛

^

i wonder what the rates of conservatism are among people before and after having kids

im sure its an increase, but I wonder if it's very much

Dunno, theres alot of blleding hearts out there

This is one of many things I like about Tim.

His complete randomness.

Dunno, Tim isnt the kind to flip people off

@Timcast can you flip me the bird in the next video?

At least thats all I know about Stan

Stan isn't the one to flip people off

that's clyde

stan does the monologues

Damn, they all look the same to me

Sometimes I wonder if that's actually Tim behind the moniter.

Clyde is the one who seems to constantly flip people off in one episode like a reflexive thing

Tim should end each video "becuase, I've learned something today..."

YES

***ILLUMINATI THEME SONG***

You know. I've learned something today..."

with that guitar that always was in the background in the first 10ish seasons

woah... modern day DNC anyone? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y596h_pK3pE

i went to bob menendez's site

its trash

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