Message from @King Canuck

Discord ID: 501108365691453471


2018-10-14 19:03:45 UTC  

I like how my lil story turned out

2018-10-14 19:03:47 UTC  

```The legalization of cannabis is just around the corner and new regulations will affect everything from schools to businesses.

Ontario has incorporated cannabis into the Smoke-Free Ontario Act. This means people will be able to smoke cannabis in all locations that tobacco can be smoked, with the same restrictions that tobacco also has.

Ryan Flannagan, associate vice president of student excellence at the University of Windsor, says that the university’s designated smoking zones will allow cannabis in cooperation with the new regulation.

“We are moving towards a smoke-free campus within the next two years, but until then we will allow cannabis in our smoking zones,” said Flannagan. “We will make accommodations for medical users, however.”

John Fairley, the vice president of college communications & community relations at St.Clair College, says the college should have a statement out by the end of this week.

“Whether this is a smoke-free campus or not, those decisions have not been made… We want to be in line with other colleges,” said Fairley.

The Downtown Windsor Business Improvement Association was also asked for a comment in regards to this situation. They have not formulated an approach to the legalization of cannabis and is unable to comment.

Cannabis will be legal in all of Canada on Wednesday, Oct. 17, 2018.```

2018-10-14 19:03:52 UTC  

Short, sweet, to the point, no?

2018-10-14 19:04:05 UTC  

@King Canuck in what year will they teach you to make spicy headlines such as "Shocking! You won't guess how these places are preparing to welcome Cannabis!"

2018-10-14 19:04:10 UTC  

None.

2018-10-14 19:04:20 UTC  

Cocaine hates him!

2018-10-14 19:04:21 UTC  

We're taught to make headlines that tell you what's in the article with no bullshit.

2018-10-14 19:04:41 UTC  

This one's is just ```College and university plan for cannabis legalization```

2018-10-14 19:04:45 UTC  

I remember on 9/12 the headline in the paper

2018-10-14 19:04:48 UTC  

gang weed lmao

2018-10-14 19:04:55 UTC  

Just big letters and then a picture of the towers

2018-10-14 19:04:58 UTC  

"HORROR"

2018-10-14 19:05:04 UTC  

Fuck you. Fuuuuuck yooooou.

2018-10-14 19:05:08 UTC  

"FEEL THIS EMOTION."

2018-10-14 19:05:13 UTC  

I should find the windsor star front page

2018-10-14 19:05:14 UTC  

Shut the fuck up and report the story.

2018-10-14 19:05:19 UTC  

I have a copy of that paper in my house somewhere

2018-10-14 19:05:22 UTC  

but it's a bit damaged

2018-10-14 19:05:39 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/501108342261809153/unknown.png

2018-10-14 19:05:43 UTC  

And then a few days later

2018-10-14 19:05:44 UTC  

I think this is a little less anvilicious

2018-10-14 19:05:46 UTC  

"AMERICA RECOVERS"

2018-10-14 19:05:48 UTC  

America rec--

2018-10-14 19:05:51 UTC  

Shut the fuck up, I was fine.

2018-10-14 19:06:01 UTC  

help

2018-10-14 19:06:04 UTC  

no

2018-10-14 19:06:07 UTC  

I didn't even know about the two towers, I knew about the empire state building. I was 13.

2018-10-14 19:06:07 UTC  

I keep spending all my money on LPs

2018-10-14 19:06:24 UTC  

"AMERICA RECOVERS" The reaction to 9/11 was the only thing worse than 9/11

2018-10-14 19:06:32 UTC  

Caused so many bad policies, so much money wasted.

2018-10-14 19:06:48 UTC  

The loss of life didn't cause all this that will inevitably short people of more life.

2018-10-14 19:06:59 UTC  

People are douches.

2018-10-14 19:07:44 UTC  

Any bruggers in chat?

2018-10-14 19:07:44 UTC  

here's what kills me

2018-10-14 19:07:53 UTC  

there are ranging estimates of the deaths in iraq in the war after 911

2018-10-14 19:07:58 UTC  

it ranges from about 100,000 to 1.6 million

2018-10-14 19:08:05 UTC  

likely in the high hundreds of thousands though from the various datas

2018-10-14 19:08:06 UTC  

that's huge

2018-10-14 19:08:23 UTC  

Yep.

2018-10-14 19:08:39 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/501109097769336842/Screen_Shot_2018-10-14_at_3.08.26_PM.png

2018-10-14 19:08:42 UTC  

I agree that it's important to control oil so that EVIL PEOPLE do not.