Whiskey guy here

Too white to handle alcohol

No murder because I have an alcoholic uncle that has shared mystical secrets with me

I'm whiter than you

Guaranteed

I'm anything open kinda guy

^^the group alcoholic

Well being Irish Russian Scottish and polish...I fucking wrote definition of white

Irish,scottish,whalish?,norse,black dutch(rich german)

I dance worse than Obama did on inauguration day

I don't dance, I drink and fight

Chicken dance I barely know and butcher it

I know some older dances

So white I'm surprised I'm not named Brandon

Nathanial

Shane

I got that 1 drop jewish

Very Irish. Means Sean in Irish

My hair is blonde and my beard is red

Blue eyes

Mutant

We need more of you

X-Men

Dude, where my regeneration crap

Ima slap wolvie now

Got that little drop of red skins in me so I got the green light to scalp soup

So if I'm part german,Norse and jew does that give the the green light to gas, blood eagle and cruxify soup?

Im Scottish. Like very

Big red beard

You too? Man I'm a fucking mutt

Last name is the same as a famous scottish town

If you type lumley castle in google it'll pull up a hotel my family used to occupy as a castle

My name is sterling

Like sterling castle the Capitol of scotland

We wuz kangz and

Mine is Phillips, but a generation back on my fathers side is lumley,also related to clyde barrow

Clyde barrow

Yea, bonnie and clyde

@Ramrod1992 last name Aberdeen?

Stirling?

Falkirk?