All because he is a tall mother fucker.

I don't speak to women, don't know why, just feeling awkward around. Maybe I think it's some kind of alien species

Yeah, he likes to fuck them and leave htem.

and she tells this lady she wants to talk to her

I hate that side of him.

But he is a loyal friend.

and im like uhhhhhhhh what

AND SHE DIDNT EVEN BRAID MY HAIR

fucking 10 minutes there

i never learned that term, horndog is a excellent guitar riff that needed a better song composed around it in my mind https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMlAXisAElI

she just felt my hair up for that whole time

telling me she was braiding my hair

Maybe she wanted to get to know you.

also

tfw instant classic rock vibes <a:popposhake:462668073552576535>

fucking took my elastic

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lol nah fuck her she told my friends to stop speaking english

cuz it made her uncomfortable

cuz we in quebec

Uh what?

yeah

okay you guys are normal straight so i ask you question

-_-

its tehe french province of canada

I would have told her to fuck off after that.

Canadian women are beautiful.

lol i was speakign in french with her

I have to admit that.

what do you make of the other straight guys who by virtue of body-type end up like boxbox/sneaky crossplaying as women but then getting tonnes of women because of it

Lmao the quebec accent is so funny to us, French

had white-mexican friend like that he cracked me up

its just she told my buddies who werent even fuckign talkign to us

DUDE i know

he had like all the rare lolita-threads and big titty goth GFs

its like ur drunk 24/7

osti

American women... ugh.

Sorry, I have to hate on my nation's women.

They have some weird ideas what is beautiful and what is not.

i like the quebecois women