Message from @H. George Wells
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I got this sudden urge to play Age of Empires 2 on difficult.
Oh I own that hmm
But then I remembered what I tested about that.
On the hardest difficulty, the AI is not more difficult than the one below that
Y'wanna know the difference
They start off with resources THEY HAVE NO BUSINESS HAVING
"Wait how are they building that. There's NO WAY--Oh the CPU is cheating. Fan-fucking-tastic. >:U"
Loser
Soured me on the game.
LOOOSSEEERRR
negroid mongrel
That's a strange difficulty escalation
I don't mind being beaten.
Just another Arab
But it has to be through a strategy I WAS NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO USE.
I will never be good enough to just HAVE MORE at the very start.
Because that's fuckin' cheating. lol
jikes
How to fuck up that bad.
Seriously what the fuck.
Does anyone else stand up to wipe their ass?
I think my family is full of lunatics?
Like they literally stick their hand under their crotch and wipe their ass from below
Yes I stand
HAND IN THE TOILET
To wipe their ass
Good I’m normal
Heard on a podcast once someone wipes under, he was the oddone out
There's a part in Jojo part 3 that at first I would not believe was real.
Under wipers should be rounded up and shipped on the railroad
Unfortunately. Now. I believe it.
😨
Fuck you India.
Helicopter rides over the Grand Canyon
No return trip
Comin in late
Jojo dub is hilariously shithouse but it's too awful to listen to even as a joke
Edge of Tomorrow almost made me think of Tom Cruise as a human and not one of the pod people
He emphasized that he uses a hand to lift dick and balls to reach for wiping