Calgary in Canada is very spread out

It takes a while to get anywhere

WTF OMG ARE YOU CANADIAN

NOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo

What does it matter?

*cries internally*

I'm neither confirming nor denying

just car things

no bother dont worry

im going to resist want to launch into point and counter point about restrictive ass canadian car culture

Haha

Such a bizarre thing to be passionate about

ur speed limits are way too low tho like wtf 45kph on 5 lane road kys

just fucking die already i don't have time for that

also like stop checking me at the border for basic shit

Exactly, if I go 150 I lose my car

Wtf are you talking about? I've never seen that

i dont have weed in my car my car is just a car fuckoff canada

i dono ontario region

Fuck Ontario

But praise Doug Ford

I go 120 on the highway

if canada was like BIG montana

i would have gay sex (or straight?) sex with it all night long

You're pretty safe if you go 20% over the speed limit

but you guys remind if montana had like 20,000x soy latees

I've never had a soy latté

no im from Michigan and we don't run front license plates so we get RACIST (anti no-front license plate) cops hounding us OMMMGGG

so does Ohio <:Angery:286590782343872513>

literally judging us off our lack of license plates wtf

Front license plates are pointless

real talk real quick

I like real talk

i have two friends from muslim countries who exceedingly want to migrate to NA (both wanting to get away from scary culture of islam extremists)

Not as much as girl talk but I'm down

and i want them to come to american because both are talented exceptions, but both are like 'lol i think canada might be safer comfier area lol'

I know what I want to do in Berlin https://youtu.be/XxmP8IcoKtE

because they get impression being say egyptian or paki might be tricky in america, but ez as sin in canada

I think it's harder to get into Canada than the US right now

Also, Toronto's homicide rate has exceeded NYC

wtf