fine, shine some gamma radiation burts on it

you can still get sick from chemicals

you know shit can be deep fried

lol

either way

they use gutter oil in the cheapest street food stalls

id prolly only go there if i was touring internationally lol

irradiate it until its just a clump of dust

so you can basically eat a meal for like 20 cents

but it will make you sick

its honestly disgusting but so interesting

yeah seems interesting

I found a new way to discipline my puppy

lol still wouldnt eat it

china is like the most free capitalist country until the govt comes for a crackdown

Throw her in the cage, does practically nothing.

they do all kinds of shit

Throw her in the cage, COOK SOME RAMEN

She's bawling.

thats not discipline

😈

give mee da emm esss geeez

thats a violation of geneva conventions

Yeah I watched a documentary on rats, in Vietnam they eat their rats that live in the farm/rural areas, after they chopped their heads and feet off and fried them, I was like hell yeah I'd try those 😂

She's still crying.

Good.

She was biting me.

you deserve to be bitten

you're a really unlovable person 😛

What kind of puppy?

Seems to be a border collie and black labrador mix

ahahah lol this girl i was with a couple weeks back has a cat that fucking scratches and bites everyone

except for me

Ooof

thank god cuz im allergic

Cats are such valley girls

it prolly smelled that you got some deadly memes to counter its bites

Dogs won't have to come up with an excuse to watch you on the toilet

A cat however

XD lol or that her master liked me lol

"What, I just wanted to rub against this doorframe. This has nothing to do with you, you were just HERE okay"