Message from @Eccles

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2020-03-10 00:26:06 UTC  

I speak as someone who’s Scottish or at least half Scottish. Best way to handle the scotts is to direct them at something.

2020-03-10 00:26:10 UTC  

Honestly just invade Canada

2020-03-10 00:26:54 UTC  

Don’t invade.

2020-03-10 00:26:57 UTC  

nah I want more

2020-03-10 00:27:08 UTC  

That should be one of the last options.

2020-03-10 00:27:22 UTC  

Instead, you gather power and leverage support.

2020-03-10 00:28:51 UTC  

Offer your help to weaker nations in return for some control over them, so you can actually govern them competently. When you have enough power, purge the corruption that keeps those places as shitty as they are.

2020-03-10 00:29:55 UTC  

In order to do empire right, one has to maintain the principle that all the empire’s citizens are equal, and should all have the opportunity to gain power in it.

2020-03-10 00:30:42 UTC  

This whole situation is considerably unlikely, but would lead to a cleaner and more civilised world if handled correctly.

2020-03-10 00:34:50 UTC  

The petition is now at 99.3k.

2020-03-10 01:18:48 UTC  

https://www.mylondon.news/news/health/london-coronavirus-transport-london-staff-17889855

2020-03-10 01:20:13 UTC  

Wonder how many train staff they came into contact with

2020-03-10 03:03:02 UTC  

nice

2020-03-10 03:03:05 UTC  

knew it would make it

2020-03-10 03:05:35 UTC  

every couple of seconds a new one goes through, should be complete in half an hour

2020-03-10 07:51:04 UTC  

lol

2020-03-10 07:58:35 UTC  

petition got to 100k

2020-03-10 08:11:17 UTC  

>inb4 nothing happens

2020-03-10 08:11:46 UTC  

they'll have a statement in parliament where they acknowledge the petition, but still refuse to release the results on grounds of national security

2020-03-10 08:13:27 UTC  

Or they'll say there's more pressing issues like corona

2020-03-10 08:13:54 UTC  

This whole pandemic is particularly good for illustrating the market worship of faux conservatives

2020-03-10 08:15:30 UTC  

yeah, whether it's the republicans in the usa, or the conservatives in the UK - the right is shit

2020-03-10 08:17:16 UTC  

I don't believe labour would have acted that much better.

2020-03-10 08:17:39 UTC  

They claim to be revolutionary on the economics but I imagine it would still be overtly neoliberal

2020-03-10 08:17:54 UTC  

Open borders is a human right

2020-03-10 08:19:52 UTC  

Well, Corbyn's lot may have been revolutionary, but they'd still do all the bad shit

2020-03-10 08:58:44 UTC  

Labour have hardly any claim of being revolutionary on the economics, at best they're centre left when it comes to economics

2020-03-10 09:04:31 UTC  

also aren't fascists just socialist seriously the only difference between the Fascists and the Socialists is the Fascists are at least wise enough to not attack the family

2020-03-10 09:04:52 UTC  

galaxy brain

2020-03-10 09:05:58 UTC  

National socialists, maybe

2020-03-10 09:06:45 UTC  

And wasnt Labours gargantuan spending plans at least a bit revolutionary?

2020-03-10 09:07:11 UTC  

Uh no, itd have just taken us to the levels of spending in Germany France etc

2020-03-10 09:07:23 UTC  

Remember when Gordon Brown said that we have done away with boom and bust?

2020-03-10 09:11:07 UTC  

Well to be fair there was never a 'boom'

2020-03-10 09:11:18 UTC  

More just bust and bust

2020-03-10 09:14:44 UTC  

fascists are socialists

2020-03-10 09:14:50 UTC  

just a variant

2020-03-10 09:16:15 UTC  

the only difference between the Fascists and the Socialists is the Fascists are at least wise enough not to attack the family

2020-03-10 09:16:27 UTC  

What counts as a boom