gimme your jacket you weird giraffe <:WaitWhatArmy:590858815189024778>

i feel like calling it "settling" makes it seem like a negative thing tbh

its just finding a reasonable partner

People also forget that being in relationship is more work than nice times <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

I gave up on love a long time ago, i just want to watch the world burn and wank into the ashes

Anarcho-coomer

anarcho-coomer, best ideology

she fucking coomed the kids

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or you could stop fucking shit up for functional people out there 😛

Half the problems in today's society would be fixed if children had to see what work is as soon as they are 14

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anarcho coomers are the ones who idealize the joker

My father took me on construction site for whole summer

When I didn't want to learn

When I was like 15

Shoveling the sand to mix for concrete for 8 hours

yeah i went through that "fuck learning i'll just do nothing with my life" phase, and then nobody did anything about it so now i'm doing it myself lol

The whole 'no stress childhood' idea

Was the worst thing

yeah my parents were too freerange if im to look back on it 😛

That came out of scandinavia

And infected many other places

but then they were fucking wasted more often than not so there was that

You have to sacrifice the ideal woman for the real woman, the only source of reproduction.

Or you could just nut in a syringe and impregnate random chicks on the bus like a beezer.

based chad

i wouldnt say it was for lack of trying for my mom tbh, she was just too busy to slap me back in line

Cheers Coursera

Remember when the black mother was accused of child abuse when she smacked her son who tried to go shoplifting?

memorise all female agile certificate holders' names

Trying to stop your child from becoming criminal is child abuse :^)

he was going to a riot lol

Ye

remember when that dude got arrested and charged with assault for confronting a pedo grabbing his daughters bum at center parcs?

That was yesterday

yeah

Eat the bugs bigot

lmao

Imagine