Message from @Jacob Mathis

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2020-03-04 07:45:35 UTC  

Dude you should sign the petition to create greater Idaho state.

2020-03-04 07:45:48 UTC  

lol

2020-03-04 07:45:51 UTC  

it would screw me over

2020-03-04 07:45:58 UTC  

I live 20 minutes from Portland

2020-03-04 07:46:11 UTC  

Greater Idaho would only incorporate southern Oregon

2020-03-04 07:46:36 UTC  

That makes you 20 minutes away from being trans by association

2020-03-04 07:46:54 UTC  

I'd move for the sake of your person

2020-03-04 07:47:21 UTC  

Does portland have a port?

2020-03-04 07:47:42 UTC  

Ah ok, they only have colloquial name as "russian boar"

2020-03-04 07:47:45 UTC  

well

2020-03-04 07:47:52 UTC  

But they are native to all of Eurasia

2020-03-04 07:47:54 UTC  

20 minutes with little to no traffic

2020-03-04 07:48:06 UTC  

with traffic more like 30-40 minutes

2020-03-04 07:48:18 UTC  

Fucking James Cook introduced pigs **ON PURPOSE** wherever he went

2020-03-04 07:48:23 UTC  

Fucking hell

2020-03-04 07:48:33 UTC  

And rabbits

2020-03-04 07:48:41 UTC  

He fucked Australia over

2020-03-04 07:48:48 UTC  

@Uksio so you're telling me cook was islamophobic?

2020-03-04 07:48:55 UTC  

kek

2020-03-04 07:48:59 UTC  

<:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

2020-03-04 07:48:59 UTC  

Sounds like a great man then

2020-03-04 07:49:14 UTC  

But does portland have a port?

2020-03-04 07:49:20 UTC  

.... yes

2020-03-04 07:49:24 UTC  

a few

2020-03-04 07:49:24 UTC  

Probably

2020-03-04 07:49:37 UTC  

its a major land sea and air hub

2020-03-04 07:49:37 UTC  

It's America's sodomy hole. The port is a man's ass

2020-03-04 07:49:41 UTC  

it's a river port, not a sea port

2020-03-04 07:50:07 UTC  

Nnnno, it connects straight to the sea

2020-03-04 07:50:14 UTC  

I've seen it

2020-03-04 07:50:28 UTC  

So if portland has a port, does maryland have a mary?

2020-03-04 07:50:29 UTC  

I fuckin worked right next to the shipyards

2020-03-04 07:50:44 UTC  

Fun fact: the submarine hull in the soviet union was partially assembled in steppes of Kazakhstan and then transported at huge costs to the body of water. Just so americans would not guess what it is

2020-03-04 07:50:55 UTC  

which were also near the trainyards

2020-03-04 07:51:21 UTC  

USA didn't actually need to bankrupt soBiets, they would eventually do it to themselves

2020-03-04 07:51:40 UTC  

no wonder they're dead

2020-03-04 07:51:47 UTC  

the Soviets are dead, btw

2020-03-04 07:51:51 UTC  

be sure to remind Dino

2020-03-04 07:51:54 UTC  

he tends to forget

2020-03-04 07:51:59 UTC  

Fun fact: that has nothing to do with the topic at hand @Uksio

2020-03-04 07:52:02 UTC  

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