We euros have a particular adversion to sunlight sometimes.

I'm whiter than a albino soccer mom driving an SUV.

meanwhile we blacks gain superpowers from absorbing the sun

What

Black skin doesn't absorb shit.

you never heard that?

It REFLECTs

theres a group that claims they get super powers from the sun

or maybe its the melanin

idk

black as a color when physically manifested absorbs more light, because it doesn't reflect as much

Black skin is not the same.

I have an aversion to a carcinogenic UV light

prolly not

I dont want to be BLACKD by the sun

I ain't no nigger with a built-in sunblock

olive skin tone ftw

never burn

Also if I tan, I only ever tan bronze

like a peeled apple

My pasty skin gets cucked by the sun every summer

https://www.mar-tan.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/andrew-pietraszewski_ocb-pro_Dream-Tan_Red-Bronze_Natural-Bodybuilding.png

this hue

This is why it's so funny.

If you remember the whole "Black sunfire" controversy from DC's robin show? Sunfire is supposed to have orange skin so she can absorb as much light as possible as that's what fuels her powers. If she was black, she couldn't absorb the light that gives her the powers.

So she'd be a basic black bitch

I can't get dark if I tan, only brozed as a statue

I cannot for the life of me go dark.

I can't even bronze

I just go red.

My stepdad is like that

https://youtu.be/wqSJGUC_B2w

He can't tan whatsoever

He needs help

Only gets sunburned

fml

fatties deserve to be bullied

sry

Depends

@Skoal nah, i hate parasites more than fatasses

Some banter is ok