poor /biz/

ngl, 401k's are getting raped right now

Doesn't matter - market will bounce back. Poorfags with no retirement are still getting fucked anyways

now is the time to invest

invest while the markets low

stonks

yeah, fucking stonks

I'm holding off. Market's still falling - the minute they announce a vaccine I'll drop 10k.

I refuse

you want to get in a minute before that happens. but insider information is kinda illegal. So if you want a safe bet, invest now.

she'll bounce up today.

True. Now's one of the best times to invest. Immediate returns.

If you had a transgender dad. Would you get them a card for fathers day or mothers day <:thunk:462282216467333140>

Name 5 reasons people shouldn't invest at gun point

You get them a Get Well Soon card.

OOOOOOOOOH

Kek

Its not funny

its sad

I hope you all lose money

lol

itll bounce back

Already made 2k on PredictIt betting on Biden

i mean that was a done deal though

Exactly. Trump's at 50 cents a share. You basically have the opportunity to double your investment in 6 months.

trump will win in november

unless something drastic happens before hand

Doubtful. Biden vs Bernie is March 15th. Prepare to witness the DNC go into full panic mode when the dementia patient can't debate.

biden has it

dnc will pick him

i can see it from here in neww zealand

The double switcheroo

We thought he was voting biden over bernie

id be very suprised if burnie gets it

It was biden over trump and bernie over biden

What a journey

lol

I want Tulsi to bust in and beat both of them lol