Then your boyhood friends were surrogates for it.

Verbally abusive mother and physically abusive father do I win?

No

My friends were all beta nerds too

And I had 0 sexual interest towards them

I watched my parents argue once, he raised his voice, she pointed at his nose. It lasted 30s. Then we had lunch, they apologized to each other and to us.

That's about as bad as it got.

That's nothing tbh

Nah it was super healthy and wholesome.

They were arguing something serious, too

that leaves me with more answers than questions

Good memories of crying myself to sleep as a child when my parents would be screaming at each other at 10 at night

Fun times

Like wether or not they should go and raise shit at school because of one of us being graded unfairly by a jackass teacher.

I got sexually abused by a friend of my mother.
Told my mother, got the belt for "making stuff up".
a week later that bitch assaulted my mother with a rebar across the head.

Oh I revelled in shadenfreude.

do be kinda fucked up tho

Btw she is now in jail for life for killing and dismembering someone

"do you believe me now"

My mom got off easy there

That's pretty hot tbh

They argued about howuch shitstorm to kick up over a teacher being a dick about grades. Thars my childhood.

Whoa

And the reason my mom trusted her: she owns a dog, she can't be a bad person

"serious" it was also fucking elementary, presumably

I sometimes wonder if my mom has the tism

She is so naive and gullible sometimes, despite having 3 degrees in education

Parents that were an active part of our education, who argued over what best for us. I had very bad adhd , still do, a whole section in the library is about raising children with adhd, encouraging success and communicating with them

There is a clear inverse correlation between degrees earned and common sense

My mom was on the eastern side of poland when Chernobyl happened. She has 8 autoimmune diseases now

Like in their library

My 1st grade teacher extorted me for money

She sicked the whole class on me to bully because i could not pay

My first grade teacher encouraged me to see about skipping a grade.

I was only ever abused by women

Like by me I mean my parents

In different ways

Maybe that's why I don't like tits

I was American (USA) in South America. I was raised and treated like royalty.

did you skip the grade after all?

Everyone assumed my parents were diplomats.