And going in linear time means this is what inspired the story of Noah as it's the same story verbatim

Hot take: Flood myths are so common across the globe because it actually happened. Aight, back to working now. Have fun y'all.

@Lucienne d'Anwyl Yes but a lot of people hoarding toilet paper don't know that.

@Gservator those stories were common *in that region,* no shit Sherlock

That is the OLDEST ACCOUNT OF THE STORY YOU FUCKING PHILISTINE

no it isn't

Show me an older one

https://twitter.com/NorthmanTrader/status/1237393224714481667?s=20

k guess I'll go elsewhere to talk about good tv

Oh? Whats that? It's a part of the oldest written story and therefore you can't?

Oh my mistake, only Yahweh should put you on impossible tasks

??

1. those stories were common throughout the entire region

Who's the hot chick with cancer?

2. the book of Genesis does not have a remotely strict date

1. You can't provide an older one
2. You have nothing but assertions
3. Be mad

I'm not the one constantly being outwardly hostile here, bud

@numbSKULLery_8f4812 I was about to call you an idiot but honestly I can't tell if you're wrong

I'm always hostile

your entirely unprovoked hostility reveals a fragile ego

Actually, it was written on the 7th of october 1976.

there were probably flood stories in cve man times dude

nothing is original lol

Or it reveals, *gasp* civility disappears through anonimity @Coolitic welcome to the internet

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"this book had a flood, another book had a flood, both books are the same"

also

*pseudonymity

>Book
>Stone tablet
>same thing
Moron

Someone pissed in one of G's many lewd folders today I think

you uncivilized ape

I like the greek version

Did you know it actually forbids predictions for the end of the world within the bible, only god knows when it will end and to try to work it out yourself is basically doing the same as what adam and eve did, you're undermining God's word and law (I'm looking at you evangelicals)

*Looks at Islam*

evangelicals are scumfucks and traitors to America

evangelicals are the majority of Christians

that buzzword doesn't mean what you think it does

it is a common mischaracterization

evangelical means proselytizing btw