the story takes place in the 1400s

its produced by netflix, that excludes it from ever being good

when wallachia

was

@numbSKULLery_8f4812 no, I pointed that out as well

christian

orthodox

not fucking catholic

lol

Bro, how the fuck can they make Vampires gay lmao

Evangelicals are the majority protestants, and protestants are the majority Christian

I very well made sure to point out denominations

@Omar_The_OMAP a boy vampire fucks another boy vampire in the ass

In the US

Gay

US is all that matters

yes

sorry libtard

go be inferior somewhere else

@Coolitic the majority of didgets on hands are fingers, so all thumbs are fingers

Did he get invited inside at least?

no

it was rape

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@Lucienne d'Anwyl pls no twilight spoilers

Smh, he broke the Vampire rules

Coolitic, we are talking about the world, not champaign Christians

Nope

US is automatically the center of the world

get fucked

Imo, fuck Franklin Graham

I liked his dad better

@Xaverius twighlight is literally the live action adaptation of castlevania

Protestants are to Christianity what Modern Communists are to Communism

Franklin just constantly shills for Zion Don

@Lucienne d'Anwyl damnit

The date/time line starts in **Great Britain**

Pffffffff

honestly, with Season 3, that's kind of true

fucking faggots

the fire & brimstone evangelicals are more tolerable than boring catholics