I accept land whales.

Are they not a vital part of the food chain.

They're like halibut.

Whale anatomy isn't very stable on land. They're too big. We need to shove them back into the ocean where they belong.

Preferably by helicopter

We can't do that.

Swimming is exercise.

They won't swim

I didn't like being 40 lbs overweight. Took a few months to lose it but soooo worth the struggle

They'll either float, or drown

Also I once wrote a weird story about how the Nazis instead gassing the Jews they ate the Jews, it was started as a joke and... it still is

the story had a lot of fat jokes

Mostly at Goring

sounds . . .interesting?

I would have thought Goebels.

Spelling looks like it might be pronounced "gobbles".

Bwah

There's a fat joke right there.

Vore the Jews @AHeroQuest 🤣

Bwah!

lmao 😄

Spoiler alert: Goring dies after eating one too many Jewish children

I feel pity for fat ppl

Most people feel pithy.

And it was Anne Frank who bursts from his fat torso like an alien @AHeroQuest

There need to make a pill that increases peoples metabolism or something

or just get people to work out

you know

like healthy people

looks like someone is a fan of the aliens franchise

More like spaceballs

Or maybe that is kinda a thing

We are in the future man

We just need a simple pill

i don't think increasing the metabolism actually works. Won't the people just gain all the weight back once off of the pills?

Lol, there are still people supporting gab appearently

plenty of em

Gab is going to grow because of this @Redneo

spaceballs?

Gab is run by censorious SJWs

plus who knows what problems a pill like that would cause