Message from @Samaritan™

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2020-03-13 03:12:26 UTC  

didnt sars and murs also come out of china?

2020-03-13 03:12:28 UTC  

its like waterworld, but with fire

2020-03-13 03:12:40 UTC  

fallout instead of bottle caps it tp

2020-03-13 03:13:08 UTC  

which would be higher priced, the smooth types or the ones with small bumps of toilet paper

2020-03-13 03:13:16 UTC  

na im pretty sure murs came out of the middle east

2020-03-13 03:13:25 UTC  

4 ply

2020-03-13 03:13:31 UTC  

will be like crack

2020-03-13 03:13:38 UTC  

Middle
East
Respiratory
Syndrome

2020-03-13 03:13:42 UTC  

Hmmmm

2020-03-13 03:13:45 UTC  

Nah

2020-03-13 03:13:50 UTC  

its like bills and coins

2020-03-13 03:13:50 UTC  

Doesn't seem fucking related

2020-03-13 03:13:53 UTC  

What can I say

2020-03-13 03:14:11 UTC  

Murz

2020-03-13 03:14:14 UTC  

Idk why the first thing on everyone’s list is goddamn toilet paper

2020-03-13 03:14:21 UTC  

neither do i

2020-03-13 03:14:23 UTC  

They're retarded

2020-03-13 03:14:27 UTC  

And I hate them

2020-03-13 03:14:28 UTC  

corona doesnt even give you the squits

2020-03-13 03:14:41 UTC  

Well cringewalker had it

2020-03-13 03:14:43 UTC  

This is why I bought up meds months ago

2020-03-13 03:14:50 UTC  

I saw this cooming

2020-03-13 03:14:50 UTC  

And he said it did

2020-03-13 03:14:55 UTC  

just buy water filters and beans, EVERYTHING ELSE IS LUXURY

2020-03-13 03:15:03 UTC  

ibuprofen was a pretty smart thing to stock up on at the very least

2020-03-13 03:15:11 UTC  

Yep

2020-03-13 03:15:20 UTC  

Baked beans

2020-03-13 03:15:23 UTC  

I already had months of food because of the cyclones that might hit here so

2020-03-13 03:15:28 UTC  

No need to grab food

2020-03-13 03:15:30 UTC  

<:tiptip:462282246695419934>

2020-03-13 03:16:12 UTC  

God is just having a field day at this point

2020-03-13 03:16:17 UTC  

Maybe that's why they all went for TP, they're already stocked up but are emotionally retarded and feel they should be panic buying

2020-03-13 03:16:43 UTC  

Like ngl this shit is like the story of some kind of lunatics gmod story map

2020-03-13 03:17:05 UTC  

Also my doctor said she had been doing hundreds of corona screenings so there is that

2020-03-13 03:17:24 UTC  

I reckon if I just ask for the word on the local medical street I'll know when it shows up here

2020-03-13 03:18:01 UTC  

Can you imagine how annoyed doctors must be over this

2020-03-13 03:18:27 UTC  

They aren't even treating people yet and they're already being overworked just swabbing for it

2020-03-13 03:19:09 UTC  

When will we find a way to completely treat viruses

2020-03-13 03:19:21 UTC  

20 years from now maybe

2020-03-13 03:19:26 UTC  

1-2 years

2020-03-13 03:19:26 UTC  

let the weekend begin