Message from @Samaritan™

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2020-03-13 03:10:56 UTC  

bruh shell be right I got fuck tones of toilet paper

2020-03-13 03:11:13 UTC  

i hope people who horde toilet paper spill a drink on it

2020-03-13 03:11:14 UTC  

@Ayylmao that’s precisely why I don’t think it was the bats

2020-03-13 03:11:35 UTC  

Well not precisely

2020-03-13 03:11:36 UTC  

The fucking retards trying to return their 3 grand worth of tp

2020-03-13 03:11:45 UTC  

who the fuck eats bats anyway

2020-03-13 03:11:46 UTC  

Fucking cunts are why I couldn't get any hand soap

2020-03-13 03:11:55 UTC  

oof

2020-03-13 03:12:00 UTC  

there do seem to be a large amount of lower respiratory infections that spring out of china, lol

2020-03-13 03:12:01 UTC  

>selling second hand TP in the post apocalypse <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

2020-03-13 03:12:08 UTC  

Being a zoomer and all this is pretty bizarre

2020-03-13 03:12:09 UTC  

they are gonna wish that toliet paper was money after the economy probably collapses

2020-03-13 03:12:26 UTC  

didnt sars and murs also come out of china?

2020-03-13 03:12:28 UTC  

its like waterworld, but with fire

2020-03-13 03:12:40 UTC  

fallout instead of bottle caps it tp

2020-03-13 03:13:08 UTC  

which would be higher priced, the smooth types or the ones with small bumps of toilet paper

2020-03-13 03:13:16 UTC  

na im pretty sure murs came out of the middle east

2020-03-13 03:13:25 UTC  

4 ply

2020-03-13 03:13:31 UTC  

will be like crack

2020-03-13 03:13:38 UTC  

Middle
East
Respiratory
Syndrome

2020-03-13 03:13:42 UTC  

Hmmmm

2020-03-13 03:13:45 UTC  

Nah

2020-03-13 03:13:50 UTC  

its like bills and coins

2020-03-13 03:13:50 UTC  

Doesn't seem fucking related

2020-03-13 03:13:53 UTC  

What can I say

2020-03-13 03:14:11 UTC  

Murz

2020-03-13 03:14:14 UTC  

Idk why the first thing on everyone’s list is goddamn toilet paper

2020-03-13 03:14:21 UTC  

neither do i

2020-03-13 03:14:23 UTC  

They're retarded

2020-03-13 03:14:27 UTC  

And I hate them

2020-03-13 03:14:28 UTC  

corona doesnt even give you the squits

2020-03-13 03:14:41 UTC  

Well cringewalker had it

2020-03-13 03:14:43 UTC  

This is why I bought up meds months ago

2020-03-13 03:14:50 UTC  

I saw this cooming

2020-03-13 03:14:50 UTC  

And he said it did

2020-03-13 03:14:55 UTC  

just buy water filters and beans, EVERYTHING ELSE IS LUXURY

2020-03-13 03:15:03 UTC  

ibuprofen was a pretty smart thing to stock up on at the very least

2020-03-13 03:15:11 UTC  

Yep

2020-03-13 03:15:20 UTC  

Baked beans

2020-03-13 03:15:23 UTC  

I already had months of food because of the cyclones that might hit here so

2020-03-13 03:15:28 UTC  

No need to grab food