Message from @mermerwapadap

Discord ID: 687887044873027595


2020-03-13 04:52:19 UTC  

the ultimate solution, chop down wood, use it to wipe ass

2020-03-13 04:52:50 UTC  

if one cant afford wood, one has to obtain it by themselves

2020-03-13 04:52:59 UTC  

Indians just use their hand then wash their hand

2020-03-13 04:53:11 UTC  

but your hand is not wood, how is it possible

2020-03-13 04:53:23 UTC  

<:thinkgon:560211224923734026> desperate times call for desperate measures

2020-03-13 04:53:58 UTC  

If you're rich you could hire somebody to do it for you

2020-03-13 04:54:07 UTC  

how do i flush my hand down toilet please?

2020-03-13 04:54:31 UTC  

well first you need a knife..

2020-03-13 04:54:34 UTC  

left foot first

2020-03-13 04:54:56 UTC  

or i could just flush a chunk of wood

2020-03-13 04:55:14 UTC  

Serious warning guys, stock up on extra hands while they're still available

2020-03-13 04:55:32 UTC  

Already ahead of you, count is up to 70

2020-03-13 04:55:34 UTC  

i can only have 2 at a time

2020-03-13 04:55:37 UTC  

Cooler is getting full

2020-03-13 04:55:43 UTC  
2020-03-13 04:55:54 UTC  

i am bound to the physical reality

2020-03-13 04:56:59 UTC  

onlt 2 at a time thems rookie numbers

2020-03-13 04:57:03 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/687886922923638845/image0-18.jpg

2020-03-13 04:57:13 UTC  

lol

2020-03-13 04:57:27 UTC  

this would be gay toilet paper

2020-03-13 04:57:31 UTC  

i dont want them licking my ass

2020-03-13 04:57:39 UTC  

theyre girls

2020-03-13 04:57:40 UTC  

its ok

2020-03-13 04:57:45 UTC  

i prefer other places

2020-03-13 04:57:59 UTC  

you have a g spot in your ass

2020-03-13 04:58:06 UTC  

indeed

2020-03-13 04:59:43 UTC  

it's been fun, I must sleep now

2020-03-13 04:59:51 UTC  

"sleep"

2020-03-13 04:59:52 UTC  

are their tongues that long

2020-03-13 05:00:22 UTC  

pewdiepie's is longer

2020-03-13 05:00:35 UTC  

I wonder how far the dow will be down when I wake up

2020-03-13 05:00:53 UTC  

after the 1.5trillion injection?

2020-03-13 05:01:02 UTC  

another day another corona death

2020-03-13 05:01:28 UTC  

ah, sweet inflation. I can feel the money floating out of my bank account

2020-03-13 05:01:35 UTC  

yep

2020-03-13 05:01:46 UTC  

gotta prob up wallstreet

2020-03-13 05:01:49 UTC  

porp

2020-03-13 05:01:50 UTC  

on the flip side it flows out of your debts too

2020-03-13 05:01:52 UTC  

😉

2020-03-13 05:02:09 UTC  

true true

2020-03-13 05:02:25 UTC  

goooooodnight