You're just a weak punk ass bitch

lmao

Me and my now empty bottle of tomato juice right as I get the rest of the ingredients for making a bloody marie

Bloody Mary is bitch drink.

ur a bitch drink

alcohol is for fuckwads

About as manly as a Shirley Temple

drink Sunny D

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fags

sunny D is for 5 year olds and crackheads

Sunny D is cool

@prograde at least it doesn't kill your liver

and turn your life hip hoppity upside down

what

not if you drink responsibly

you

*you see

most people don't do that

most people are retarded

I come from a very long line of high functioning alcoholics

you see i'd rather not start at all

"drink responsibly"

and keep my sperm count

"very long line of high functioning alcoholics"

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yes

idk, i have had alcohol

but it doesnt do much for me

i dunno why

i think its a blessing if im honest

You can be from a family of alcoholics and not be one

ok, good then

i see the same thing

That being said, that's probably not the case for me

lots of people drinking way too much

i tasted wine once

i hated it

lol

if youre first taste is a sip of wine

yeah u wont like it