you

*you see

most people don't do that

most people are retarded

I come from a very long line of high functioning alcoholics

you see i'd rather not start at all

"drink responsibly"

and keep my sperm count

"very long line of high functioning alcoholics"

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yes

idk, i have had alcohol

but it doesnt do much for me

i dunno why

i think its a blessing if im honest

You can be from a family of alcoholics and not be one

ok, good then

i see the same thing

That being said, that's probably not the case for me

lots of people drinking way too much

i tasted wine once

i hated it

lol

if youre first taste is a sip of wine

yeah u wont like it

But I'm fully aware of how it works and what it does to me

you seriously waste your life away for this shit

it taste like piss

This is some adolescent grade hot take right here

***did i ask if i gave a fuck***

wine? no

beer? maybe a lil bit but not really

Though tbf most alcoholic drinks are an acquired taste

drink something good

like southern sweet tea

sounds boring

"boring" sometimes boring is better

Most liquors will not taste good by themselves

yes

though if you get a taste for it, that changes

Also on another note, alcoholic fatty liver disease and fatty liver disease caused by sugar is virtually identical