yeah, she'd have to be dumb as rocks to date you.

https://tenor.com/view/lol-hahaha-lmao-miketyson-laughing-gif-5892980

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*gottem*

Rocks can be pretty useful though so

Blonde is nice, I just prefer black hair <:comfort:592107824826417204>

Anything apart from my own hair colour is nice

Fyi blonde pubic hair looks brown

It's like my genes couldn't decide if I was full black or full brown

Cos I'm blonde

So even I cannot tell ffs

i like woman like i like my pussy's

bloody

Okay Bundy

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I like my women how i like my crumpets, hot and smothered in butter

I have an acquired taste.

I'd call it basic but eh

not gonna lie. i hate that but i want one

She'll be super ugly as soon as she takes that makeup off

>she

She'll still be slim

thats why u always carry a spare paper bag

@Kingy200 just shove her face into the pillow

Why waste a bag?

why do people keep thinking makeup is some sort of magical camouflage
it only changes complexion and shade of the facial skin

@Steyr "Thick" Shotgun KILL IT WITH FIRE

@Ayylmao How wrong you are sir

You haven't a clue

how wrong u are godd

Facial piercings = nah fam

@Ayylmao yeah if they smother it onto their face they can change lots of things

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Change the head to a redhead and yes

in her 50s

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Milf in purple

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