Ffs i was going to take the week off next week

So the reason why I'm not infected with Corona...

Now its cured

This is how I imagine Italian quarantine

I hope thats false news

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Is because I survived Malaria as a Kid?

The aussies made a cure

so they could go back to drinking

I hope its false news cos i need an excuse to not go into work next week

@Jun Are you a nigger?

I can't be fucking arsed with them

> @Jun Are you a nigger?
@phadreus I resent that term. Being a Nigger is being an inferior Life form... I'm just brown.

Lol okay

Good answer ig

>I really hope the world writhes in retarded panic for even more time than necessary because I'm too much of a lazy shit to go to work

Are talking nutella brown or poopoo brown?

@Jun Just curious if you had 1 allele for sickle cell, honestly

Or if you were just lucky

Latte Coffee brown... My family originates from Madagascar... An Island that has been colonized (fucked) by literally every european country.

So no sickle cells, probably

I hate that movie

Imagine even having had watched it

Like a retard

Good movie

What's a sickle cell btw?

An ill red blood cell

> Good movie
@Cody The first one was alright... The second pretty good, the third is... Exceptional.

@Jun a substantial portion of the African population have a genetic disorder called "sickle cell anemia" which causes their cells to have a shape of a sickle and some other properties

It's so common because it made them immune to malaria

But it's also very painful and can kill you

The main part being they keep sticking all over the place, creating blockages. Also anemia

... Damn, I won the genetic lottery I guess xD.

Malaria immunity + Nigger health + Not too black

Having 1 allele grants resistance to malaria but isn't as painful

@Jun Shut up darkie

@Jun Assuming you have the allele

I have white blood cells that are warding me against Malaria... I caught it as a kid.

Now I can't donate my blood.