@Roughly the size of a MO-ROOON What is comedic about girdle purses

> *girdle purses*

I’m more interested in griddle purses

Seriously though, the fuck are McGriddle purses

Stop, I can only get so hard

@Nevis - Tell is about these “McGriddle Curses”

-snort-

prior to the invention of pockets in, what, the late 1500s? people carried their stuff in bags, satchels and purses
looping the belt (the type of belt worn in such period frequently called a 'girdle') through it to attach it to your abdomen in a convenient location was very common

pockets built into clothing did not become commonplace until like the late 1600s or even the 1700s

"purse" was a name for one style of such container. There is no gender connotation to the phrase until centuries later

Fucking Christ; this country is fucked if this is the future

https://ifunny.co/fun/9sWq6m1W7?s=cl

https://brrr.money/

If you want some visual examples,
http://www.larsdatter.com/pouches.htm

So by modern colloquial extension, consuming an excessive quantity of McDonalds results in fat deposits that sag below the abdomen.

One could easily call these fat pouches ‘McGriddle Curses’

asian americans don't exist

either you're american or you're an asian

hyphenated-americans should die

either by renaming or by actual death

... not...
not really
anyone who wears their phone in a holder on their belt or whatever is basically using the same thing

bunga bunga

joos

its always jews

niggers? jews

Lmao, literally fuck off

racism is a stretch, but XENOphobia? lmao

The same people who use Coronavirus and COVID-19 Interchangeably want to lecture us on Semantics