St Vladimir

A Saint of Orthodoxy

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`Upon the meeting with Muslim Bulgarians of the Volga, Vladimir found their religion unsuitable due to its requirement to circumcise and taboos against alcoholic beverages and pork`

no snip on snek

You guys alright if i post doom eternal spoilers?

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*"Novgorod itself faced a pagan uprising as late as 1071, in which Bishop Fedor faced a real threat to his person; Prince Gleb Sviatoslavich broke up the crowd by **chopping a sorcerer in half with an axe.** [16]*"

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**OOOOH YEAH, NATURAL 20!**
**CONFIRMED CRIT!**

https://youtu.be/DZSJxT8e0TU

This is my favorite couple of scenes

Christian?

Cringe

Purely for what they reveal

Pagans: "You can't just come in here and mass baptize everyone!"
Prince Gleb: **haha, axe goes chop**

All abrahamists are cringe

Grats on following a judean religion

@Cryrosphere the one where they show the helmet?

Also. Alot of 'pagans' are just people with an abrahamist mindset who bash christianity as a part of youthful rebellion.

They're not 'pagans' in the sense that atheists aren't scientists

@Win Roe yeah where he actually talks

That sent shivers down my spine

I thought the voice was alittle cringe tbh but I loved the helmet reveal

> Also. Alot of 'pagans' are just people with an abrahamist mindset who bash christianity as a part of youthful rebellion.
@Malac True. A lot of them also have various serious metal/emotional/psych issues & LARPing in the woods pretending to be "witches" is their group therapy

I ran w/ a lot of "pagans" back in the day

It wasn’t cringe lol

> All abrahamists are cringe
@Malac

*ahem*

> *"Novgorod itself faced a pagan uprising as late as 1071, in which Bishop Fedor faced a real threat to his person; Prince Gleb Sviatoslavich broke up the crowd by **chopping a sorcerer in half with an axe.** [16]*"
@Thundermark

The lines are from the comics

Some pagans are literally just in cults doing "edgy" shit as a way to get to their wallets

I meant the voice

not the lines

Yeah

Murder is pretty cringe

I don't care what you believe, **chopping a sorcerer in half with an axe** is pretty fucking metal

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However, Murdering demons is pretty fucking metal

Agreed

hang pagans tbh

Thats not murder

Pill Kagans

> Murder is pretty cringe
@Malac "murder" - yeah, sure, putting down an insurrection against the rightful sovereign is "murder" 🙄

bloody peaceniks