Message from @Thundermark

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2020-03-24 06:09:58 UTC  

*"His emissaries also visited pre-schism Latin Rite Christian and Eastern Rite Christian missionaries.[citation needed] Ultimately Vladimir settled on Eastern Orthodox Christianity. **In the churches of the Germans his emissaries saw no beauty;** but at Constantinople, where the full festival ritual of the Byzantine Church was set in motion to impress them, they found their ideal: "We no longer knew whether we were in heaven or on earth", they reported, describing a majestic Divine Liturgy in Hagia Sophia, "nor such beauty, and we know not how to tell of it." Vladimir was impressed by this account of his envoys.[12]"*

Oof. So much for the eternal German <:smugon:512048583806025739>

2020-03-24 06:10:08 UTC  

bastards both of you

2020-03-24 06:10:10 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/691891591606173726/unknown.png

2020-03-24 06:11:13 UTC  

Lmao

2020-03-24 06:11:26 UTC  

`"In 988, having taken the town of Chersonesos in Crimea, he boldly negotiated for the hand of emperor Basil II's sister, Anna.[20] Never before had a Byzantine imperial princess, and one "born in the purple" at that, married a barbarian, as matrimonial offers of French kings and German emperors had been peremptorily rejected. In short, to marry the 27-year-old princess to a pagan Slav seemed impossible."`

Confirmed Chad

2020-03-24 06:11:33 UTC  

The absolute state of women born after 1995

2020-03-24 06:11:51 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/691892013444104232/dce395d-2.png

2020-03-24 06:13:07 UTC  

Vlad: "Basil, bro, you're gonna lemme marry your sister"
Basil: "I, uh... I'll have to think about it & get back to y-"
Vlad: "That wasn't a question."

2020-03-24 06:16:28 UTC  

Walt Disney wasn’t anti semitic

2020-03-24 06:16:49 UTC  

Just thought i’d point that out

2020-03-24 06:17:05 UTC  

`During his Christian reign, Vladimir lived the teachings of the Bible through acts of charity. He would hand out food and drink to the less fortunate, and made an effort to go out to the people who could not reach him. His work was based on the impulse to help one’s neighbors by sharing the burden of carrying their cross.[25] He founded numerous churches, including the Desyatinnaya Tserkov (Church, or Cathedral, of the Tithes) (989), established schools, protected the poor and introduced ecclesiastical courts. He lived mostly at peace with his neighbours, the incursions of the Pechenegs alone disturbing his tranquillity.[12]`

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2020-03-24 06:17:12 UTC  

Good guy Vlad

2020-03-24 06:25:27 UTC  

St Vladimir

2020-03-24 06:25:36 UTC  

A Saint of Orthodoxy

2020-03-24 06:25:38 UTC  

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2020-03-24 06:26:52 UTC  

`Upon the meeting with Muslim Bulgarians of the Volga, Vladimir found their religion unsuitable due to its requirement to circumcise and taboos against alcoholic beverages and pork`

no snip on snek

2020-03-24 06:31:32 UTC  

You guys alright if i post doom eternal spoilers?

2020-03-24 06:32:06 UTC  

🤷🏻

2020-03-24 06:32:36 UTC  

*"Novgorod itself faced a pagan uprising as late as 1071, in which Bishop Fedor faced a real threat to his person; Prince Gleb Sviatoslavich broke up the crowd by **chopping a sorcerer in half with an axe.** [16]*"

2020-03-24 06:32:38 UTC  

<:powerful:595334910764515338>

2020-03-24 06:32:52 UTC  

**OOOOH YEAH, NATURAL 20!**
**CONFIRMED CRIT!**

2020-03-24 06:34:14 UTC  

This is my favorite couple of scenes

2020-03-24 06:34:18 UTC  

Christian?

2020-03-24 06:34:20 UTC  

Cringe

2020-03-24 06:34:23 UTC  

Purely for what they reveal

2020-03-24 06:34:25 UTC  

Pagans: "You can't just come in here and mass baptize everyone!"
Prince Gleb: **haha, axe goes chop**

2020-03-24 06:34:50 UTC  

All abrahamists are cringe

2020-03-24 06:35:06 UTC  

Grats on following a judean religion

2020-03-24 06:35:09 UTC  

@Cryrosphere the one where they show the helmet?

2020-03-24 06:35:45 UTC  

Also. Alot of 'pagans' are just people with an abrahamist mindset who bash christianity as a part of youthful rebellion.

2020-03-24 06:36:00 UTC  

They're not 'pagans' in the sense that atheists aren't scientists

2020-03-24 06:36:04 UTC  

@Win Roe yeah where he actually talks

2020-03-24 06:36:09 UTC  

That sent shivers down my spine

2020-03-24 06:36:45 UTC  

I thought the voice was alittle cringe tbh but I loved the helmet reveal

2020-03-24 06:37:05 UTC  

> Also. Alot of 'pagans' are just people with an abrahamist mindset who bash christianity as a part of youthful rebellion.
@Malac True. A lot of them also have various serious metal/emotional/psych issues & LARPing in the woods pretending to be "witches" is their group therapy

2020-03-24 06:37:20 UTC  

I ran w/ a lot of "pagans" back in the day

2020-03-24 06:37:34 UTC  

It wasn’t cringe lol