Message from @Zephyr Blackfish
Discord ID: 693833900971262002
I was gonna make a joke about how playing HOI4 makes you a virgin but then I realized I also play HOI4
free me from my prison adventurer, i will reward you quite handsomely
“P-pwease dont c-cut opwen the-“ *lip trembling* “g-g-guts of owr horswes!” *tears welling up in eyes* “W-w-what r you dwoing!?”
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Germans were the only people who raided Rome and got away with it, kek
its always been the (((germans)))
Germ*ns
<:angrypepe:497157904743268363> Krauts
Swabians
Swabians were the Africans of the ancient world
chad visigoths vs virgin vandals
Thad franks
Swabians were early imperial roman period
Goths and vandals were late imperial roman period
swabians didnt exist until the middle ages
Oh for fuck sake
Fucking Discord
Swabians are the best German tribe with names like Habsburg, Hohenstaufen, and Fugger.
Fugger can't be German
it is
I am sad it isn't Finnish
Fugger was the wealthiest man of his time.
King Fugger of Swabia asks you to betroth your daughter to his son. What do you do?
he wasnt king tho
Call him a shoobee
Swabians are notorious penny pinchers.
just using that as an example
Would you marry your kid off to someone who’s last name is Fugger
you marry your kids off there?
Fuggers are Jews confirmed
Martin Luther: NOOOOO YOU CANT USE THE CHURCH TO GAIN MONEY THATS IMMORAL!!!!!!
Jakob Fugger: haha papal money print go brrrrrr
only the jews and gypsies can marry off their kids at a questionable age to questionable individuals
