ew ps4

i only play coom on my pc

don't become a coomer tho. borked dopamine receptors and lack of impulse control is just setting you up to be an absolute loser

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bruh I only watch hentai on my Nintendo Switch

man i crank it like 6 times a day

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yeah basically

tho I still have enough motivation to seek employment

no wonder when u niggas ejaculate only a few drops come out

shockingly no

at least not in my case

if you weren't a coomer you wouldn't be seeking employment. you would be already employed

Anyone know anyone with lupus that has coronavirus?

Coronavirus?

ok retard, that's not how jobs work, but ok

he's saying you're a coomer because you have nothing else to do

Nah, I'd still be horny as fuck

even worse, tho, since I'd be spending hours per day not unloading this fucking excess T

https://youtu.be/wNsqEntHuV8 i love how in this video, the goth-looking girl is polyamorous

also low impulse control is a negative on yo interview impression

the goth cat lady has two boyfriends

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Well not exactly going to discuss my masturbation rate with a hiring manager now am I?

fucking spastic

What if, I'm just spitballing, you spend all the energy doing something productive besides coooming

joker, lack of self control translates to other things in your life, not just masturbation

trying to acquire productive activity

you're the spastic

i.e. a job

Ok I'm done shitting back to work

I'm definitely a candidate for at least one company, but the person supposed to conduct my interview is just fucking AWOL

like, for real, they just left on some non-descript 'emergency' and officially communicated their departure to absolutely nobody

so I show up and no one knew I was coming

didn't the CCP lost like an actual trillion dollars to corona-chan and closing factories?

Yes