Submarine trying to flee the explosion radius after unleashing our modern nukes on China. Lol https://youtu.be/85mDyWCgHy0

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i would have pictured the holy hand grenade scene from Monty Python immediately followed by the run away scene @KyonJ

"the nukes are launched sir"

"then do please pray tell why the fuck you are telling me and not getting us THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY!"

All the Wednesdays
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@soldiert01 Lul

if the davy crocket was ever actually used in warfare i would imagine that very line would have been uttered at one point or another

@Xaverius I've grown so very tired of the "ha ha my character looks so retarded, so funny!" and "the dragons are a train, and a wrestler" players.

crocket was deployed, but never used during the cold war (:

In Skyrim it's alright, but in Oblivion you pretty much couldn't create a non-retarded-looking character

the only way to play skyrim is to install fallout 4

US subs caught in the blast radius with no chance of escape, so the crew sing Lowlands Away as they see the approaching firestorm.

Lol if it were any President, Id support this one to nuke the Reds once in for all

WHy so much hate for Native Americans?

Lol Commies not the Potheads @retxirT

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@Xaverius it's cringe bro, it's fucking cringe. The real-world equivalent of everybody insulting Tyrion's height and thinking they're the first and funniest person to do it.

Is it excessive that everytime i use the restroom i wash my penis?

@retxirT a) they're not native, b) they're lazy isolationist addicts, c) they won't stop bitching after losing the game of conquest

Oh. As an ex-commie resident I'm kind of tearing on that subject.

@Zephyr Blackfish, yeah, I agree, those Niggers are really awful.

I mean, China has Technically killed Americans on American soil via Bioweapon

Isn't that an act of war alone?

Release asbestos into the Chinese subway systems

Or just any other form of non-specific carcinogenic or disease

Fallout 76 it is then

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Laugh as Beijing and all other population-centres can't be contained by the CCP

Damn, you're right. Nanking 2: Viral Boogaloo

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/430794745556631555/694897558954311710/unknown.png

Japanese can finally become their own country again, with some extra bits.

Nah

I want to nuke em

*Mother, I crave the choconavirus.*

Nukes are too obvious, and will earn retaliatory nukes.

Nuke the Chinese to send a message

Cant nuke us if we killed them 1st

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Smuggle in nukes hidden in containers of medical help

Don't think you understand how bunkers and failsafes work.