@Cryrosphere get yourself a flat GF

no sag

if you damage yor vagus nerve you have a very high likelihood of entering into a permanent orgasm

very firm

time to change that @Cryrosphere

ok runway chest

(females only)

i wouldn't mind a flat gf, who is flat in the front, but definitely not the back

i want thickness in the back

yeah cryro respects anal virginity

yeah i've never really been bothered about chest size at all

and doesn't want to accidentally penetrate her

@Harrybaxter♫♫♩♫‿◦ meh i don't really care

so he needs at last 2 inches off ass crack to keep his dick out

its nice, but its nice either way

Thy breast must always be smoller than thee gluteus maximus. This is the law of this world

i mean they're there

but it's not important to me

butts are grody

@Mavalance That's actually a good metric

NGL

thicc is just grody fat

butts are the main course

Im fucking right

that's why

you can be thicc but not fat

you can have an ass that isn't just pure fat eejit

and its fucking glorious

look up any fitness thot on insta

It's just that you have to establish the measurement technique

i prefer my women fit and ready to be sexually exploited by toys all day

I'm assuming you count the entire half-orb of the butt versus the entire boob volume from a base flat level.

preferring your women to use toys rather than yourself <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

im not insane

I love how Bill Gates lived from year "almost two", to "year a bit over two"

for 18 hours of sexual exploitation

i won't be using my dick

i dont see the fun in that

bill gates is still alive dickheads

both parties would be bored by the end of that