Message from @NinjaQuick
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pretty gay
shower sex is awkward but fun
By your own admission, while it may be gay, it is also pretty
By your own admission it may be awkward, but it’s also compassionate
last time i had shower sex
well
we both slipped over
like twice
shower sex is actually pretty fuckin risky
shits dangerous
was funny though
its dangerous if she's over 5ft
but I guess the thrill adds to the experience
or if you have a small shower
lmao
and you do it after using body cleaning stuff
wouldn't know
like keep that shower clean of slippery soap residue
either take a shallow bath or do it in a wetroom tbh
otherwise one of you is gonna slip
or a sauna if you're swedish
Shower sex is more dangerous than just slippage
water is not lube
water ***is not*** lube
> shampoo
no shit
<:angrypepe:497157904743268363>
thats why you gotta take it easy and try to get as little water on the deed as possible
back to subnautica
the face of the guy who posted that reddit post
probably cried himself to sleep that night
Okay fucklenuts
describe your childhood in ONE link
Not gonna lie I had shower sex once and started to laugh so hard I pissed all over the chick I was with that only made it funnier and I pissed more