shit would be going off 24/7

so that they always have one around

Wait ... shit. I think that would backfire, given the popularity of 50 Shades of Grey.

Well, also

"I'm sorry officer, I wasn't actually being raped. I was just having a rape fantasy."

lol

lol

well, if it were sensitive to those

Dank

it'd be going off like... every night for ~80% of sexually active females

Feminist Minority Report

remind me of that law and order episode.
guy places an ad on a rape site as a chick wanting to get raped.

So this guy reponds to the ad and rapes the chick, then gets arrested

and he's all like "she wanted it"

hmm

Sad but true.

There was a guy who was convicted for rape after BDSM.

They had a contract and everything.

He didn't do anything they didn't agree on - he got 10 years or so.

damn

It's a case in WA, but there are others.

gotta go to a notary public

They both signed. That was never disputed.

better yet, just have sex in the presence of a notary public

A notary would not have changed anything.

They actually had a WRITTEN and SIGNED agreement.

There goes your yes means yes.

did they have safewords?

If a woman says it's rape, it's rape.

Yes, they had safewords.

did she use them?

She never complained. She made the police report after they broke up.

???

dafuk

I mean, that just seems unjust

you sure you have the full story?

No shit.

Sure, let me search it.

I found this as top result, but it's a different state. Still looking for WA.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/bdsm-master-bob-convicted-plotting-wife-murder-article-1.2050169

oh, that's for a murder. forget about that.

The BDSM case came up on the TFM show ... still looking.