re

Anyway, just implant rape alerts into women.

did you just reeee? but with only one e?

Those panic buttons they have for elderly people.

oh my

life alert

rape alert

Just give those to women, so they don't have an excuse for waiting 35 years anymore.

and using the world "implant" and "rape" in the same sentence, so insensitive.

It would be wonderful for men AND women, because men wouldn't have to fear bullshit allegations anymore and women wouldn't have to fear being raped. There. Perfect.

We could finally have peace and quiet again.

don't teach our women to eliminate rape through a programme of empowerment and technological advancement; fight the futile battle of trying to prevent rape by sending upstanding citizens to reeducation camps!

What do you sell?
Rape implants.
Rape.....?
Implants. Rape Implants.
.....i'm just gonna back away slowly.

lel

RAPE IMPLANTS

RAPE WAR NOW

Maybe just implant it into their heads.

We can have implants now.

like a little feminist Dr. Mengele

So, even if they are immobile, they can still trigger those, by THOUGHT. Whenever a woman thinks about rape, it goes off.

why don't you just surgically attach every woman to a man's body

shit would be going off 24/7

so that they always have one around

Wait ... shit. I think that would backfire, given the popularity of 50 Shades of Grey.

Well, also

"I'm sorry officer, I wasn't actually being raped. I was just having a rape fantasy."

lol

lol

well, if it were sensitive to those

Dank

it'd be going off like... every night for ~80% of sexually active females

Feminist Minority Report

remind me of that law and order episode.
guy places an ad on a rape site as a chick wanting to get raped.

So this guy reponds to the ad and rapes the chick, then gets arrested

and he's all like "she wanted it"

hmm

Sad but true.

There was a guy who was convicted for rape after BDSM.

They had a contract and everything.

He didn't do anything they didn't agree on - he got 10 years or so.

damn